[quote]reneeweimer wrote:
I never said it was a rational fear! I have HUGE clown fear. Like way seriously. We had a dairy goat farm in Wisconsin for a year or so. I like goats. Yours happens to freak me out. But hey, guess what? I saw the OTHER goat in your profile, and WHOAA baby! This goat isn’t so scary now. I’m gonna avoid your profile like the plague.
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Don’t you dare leave this thread.
If i were to do this, the first thing i would kill would be a goat.
EDIT: Someone beat me to a goat joke…damn.
[quote]MtbKid wrote:
If i were to do this, the first thing i would kill would be a goat.
EDIT: Someone beat me to a goat joke…damn.[/quote]
Don’t be pissed that I have the best avatar on T-Nation (Your bike pic is cool and all, but mine is better)
Anyways, why did you pick me up and give me a ride if you hate goats so much?
While searching for a “goat on bike” pic I came across this:
Good stuff.
[quote]dk44 wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
A Katana isn’t going to do a damned thing. It’s a slashing weapon, you swing it at a lion as it’s trying to pounce on you and maybe you cut off a paw, if you’re lucky. That’s just going to piss it off. Once the lion is on top of you the Katana is too long for you to stab with and you’re fucked.
This is an interesting strategy here:
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/mmburugu.html
That is freaking awesome!!! Does it work on girlfriends?[/quote]
If you’re up for real challenges, there are certain parts of Detroit if you walk through shouting something like “I hate all you fucking n*****s!”, you have one real classic battle!
[quote]reneeweimer wrote:
I like goats. Yours happens to freak me out. But hey, guess what? [/quote]
It’s almost like his goat has… human… dna…
“DK! You been forn-ee-kay-tin with the goats a-gin?”
“Naaaaaa-a-a-a-a-a-ah!”
[quote]Standndeliver wrote:
dk44 wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
A Katana isn’t going to do a damned thing. It’s a slashing weapon, you swing it at a lion as it’s trying to pounce on you and maybe you cut off a paw, if you’re lucky. That’s just going to piss it off. Once the lion is on top of you the Katana is too long for you to stab with and you’re fucked.
This is an interesting strategy here:
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/mmburugu.html
That is freaking awesome!!! Does it work on girlfriends?
If you’re up for real challenges, there are certain parts of Detroit if you walk through shouting something like “I hate all you fucking n*****s!”, you have one real classic battle!
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You mean like in this scene from Kentucky Fried Movie:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
reneeweimer wrote:
I like goats. Yours happens to freak me out. But hey, guess what?
It’s almost like his goat has… human… dna…
“DK! You been forn-ee-kay-tin with the goats a-gin?”
“Naaaaaa-a-a-a-a-a-ah!”
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HA! Those are just “trace elements!”
[quote]dk44 wrote:
While searching for a “goat on bike” pic I came across this:
Good stuff.[/quote]
There’s more…
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
dk44 wrote:
While searching for a “goat on bike” pic I came across this:
Good stuff.
There’s more…[/quote]
Found this gem on page 5.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Standndeliver wrote:
dk44 wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
A Katana isn’t going to do a damned thing. It’s a slashing weapon, you swing it at a lion as it’s trying to pounce on you and maybe you cut off a paw, if you’re lucky. That’s just going to piss it off. Once the lion is on top of you the Katana is too long for you to stab with and you’re fucked.
This is an interesting strategy here:
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/mmburugu.html
That is freaking awesome!!! Does it work on girlfriends?
If you’re up for real challenges, there are certain parts of Detroit if you walk through shouting something like “I hate all you fucking n*****s!”, you have one real classic battle!
You mean like in this scene from Kentucky Fried Movie:
That’s what I mean. LOL!
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
dk44 wrote:
While searching for a “goat on bike” pic I came across this:
Good stuff.
There’s more…
Found this gem on page 5.[/quote]
Monkey riding goat?!?!!??
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
dk44 wrote:
While searching for a “goat on bike” pic I came across this:
Good stuff.
There’s more…
Found this gem on page 5.
Monkey riding goat?!?!!??[/quote]
Awwwww.
Okay I think I’ve stepped into lame territory. I’m going to go lie on my futon.
You must avoid this goat at all times:
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
You must avoid this goat at all times:
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To me, the “goat” isn’t near as bad as the “batwing.”
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
reneeweimer wrote:
Don’t you dare leave this thread.[/quote]
Why, Nate? You wanna see me attack a Hippo with a pair of chopsticks? ;o)
[quote]dk44 wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
You must avoid this goat at all times:
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haha…you got me! I guess this means you owe me a few kicks in the ass.
[quote]dk44 wrote:
To me, the “goat” isn’t near as bad as the “batwing.”[/quote]
The bad thing about the “batwing” is that it’s much easier to pull off. The “goat” you really have to plan out in advance.
Ok, done with goats now?!? Please? I apologize!
Attack Rhino with dagger…
Attack tarantulas with toothpics…
Attack elephant with hugs. I’m settin’ you up to FAIL here.
I like animals.
I tell you what… different challenge? If you feel suicidal, go rob a bank. If you get away with it, you’re rich as heck & have the freedom to buy lots of Prozac, Viagra, etc. If you get busted, you can still commit suicide on the “inside.”