Zoo Suicide

ukrainian · July 27, 2008, 4:27am

[quote]dk44 wrote:
belligerent wrote:
You’d hurt the animals needlessly so I’m not on board with this suicide method.

This is called “make believe” time! Like you imagining hooking up with a real live in the flesh woman. It will never happen, but is fun to think about! JK BTW.[/quote]

Hey, stop mocking me.

Uncle_Gabby · July 27, 2008, 5:07am

Let’s get this thread back on track:

Uncle_Gabby · July 27, 2008, 5:29am

sjoconn · July 27, 2008, 6:14am

I think the only weapons allowed should be a boxing glove and a burlap sack. This will make it fairly easy when fighting squirrels and prairie dogs, but provide a challenge with alligators and tigers.

reneeweimer · July 27, 2008, 3:56pm

SjoConn ~ LOL ! I like your plan.

Uncle_Gabby · July 30, 2008, 3:19am

I don’t like the way this thread ended. Too much hate, not enough love,

Uncle_Gabby · July 30, 2008, 3:25am

More hot inter-species action:

BruceLeeFan · July 30, 2008, 9:08am

I’d pay money to see someone fighting an ape.

I’ve seen those buggers up close - they’re pretty huge, well the silverbacks are.

OldDirtyCracker · July 30, 2008, 4:09pm

[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Shouldn’t the proper term be zooicide?[/quote]

I think that would just refer to killing animals. Like infanticide isn’t killing yourself with a baby.

sen_say · July 30, 2008, 4:14pm

[quote]NateOrade wrote:

Monkey riding goat?!?!!??[/quote]

I want to see DK riding a goat and jousting the moneky riding goat to the death.

Testy1 · July 30, 2008, 4:38pm

[quote]NateOrade wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
dk44 wrote:
While searching for a “goat on bike” pic I came across this:

Good stuff.

There’s more…

Found this gem on page 5.[/quote]

Would that be goat toe? To small for a camel.

formerfatboy · July 31, 2008, 6:14am

[quote]NateOrade wrote:
dk44 wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
dk44 wrote:
the Snap N Pops are fairly one dimensional)

YOU are fairly one dimensional.

Hey remember that Fox show Man Vs. Beast? They had like a Navy SEAL run and obstable course vs. a chimp, a sumo wrestler in a tug-of-war vs. an orangutan, that crazy Japanese eating guy vs. a grizzly bear, and fifty midgets pulling a jumbo jet against an elephant.

Why the hell didn’t they make more shows like this?

The feminization of man at its finest…wait wrong thread.

That Navy SEAL BEAT the damn chimp…but no one even knows his name today. Sad.

(Everyone else lost)

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That Navy SEAL was Scott Helvenston. One hell of a guy.

RIP Scott Helvenston

Zap_Branigan · July 31, 2008, 11:32am