The Flame-Free Confession Thread II

I say the exact same thing to my wife. She then replies with how I always say I’m a very ordinary lifter.

So then I say, that doesn’t automatically make me a good teacher. I’m a worse teacher.

Then she usually asks if it is because I don’t want too spend time with her. Initially, I would say something like “do you really want to know the answer to that?” which would just get me into trouble.

Now, I just say that I only know the stuff that makes you bulky.

Every now and again, I end up in a debate with one of her friends about how that is a myth. I find those particularly enjoyable as I have a set of Instagram strangers I refer to as “proof”.

Anyway people, the important thing is never compromise on your principles.