[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
graphicsMan wrote:
kilgore79 wrote:
Advice i’ve been given from personal trainers:
Back training:
“Chin-ups are more of a strength exercise. They do nothing to work your upper back, except maybe that part under your arms.”
“Pull-downs? They’re more of a shoulder exercise than anything else.”
Limit strength training:
“Training for a few spurts of useless reps won’t get you anything.”
All natural:
“Over the years, i’ve noticed that when people stop weight training, their muscles turn into fat. Their muscles are fake cos they use weights. Now i do mostly push-ups and pull-ups cos they build NATURAL muscle.”
Good Lord.
Did the trainer arrive to the gym via the short bus?
Yeah seriously, I would have told the guy to kill himself, or at least never to have kids. People who are that stupid should really be checked out by a professional.
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Actually, i’m constantly entertained by these morons. Especially after a long day or when the workout gets boring.
Here are more of my all time favourites:
“Normally when ppl do bicep curls, they don’t use a full range of motion. You gotta go all the way when curling. (proceeds to raise his upper arm till the dumbell is nearly behind his head after completing a curl.)”
Moron: Yeah, most ppl believe in doing the MAJOR exercises for size. I, however, believe in isolation. You’ll never be able to really build the muscle without isolation.
Me: So i assume you do a lot of curls and flyes.
Moron: Well, I think the bench press is best for chest. You gotta isolate it as much as possible and not cheat by using your triceps.
Me: And how do you do that?
Moron: You gotta make sure you squeeze it as hard as possible and REALLY feel your chest working. This prevents the triceps from interfering. (Makes a pressing movement while retracting his shoulders).
Me: But aren’t you now using more of your back muscles for assistance?
Moron: No! This is a chest exercise! You need to really FEEEL your chest working! If you’re using other muscles to cheat, you might as well not do the exercise!