I hooked up with an engaged chick during 4th of July weekend.
Twice.
I only feel kinda bad about it too.
I pooped my pants the other day. I almost made it to the toilet.
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
I hooked up with an engaged chick during 4th of July weekend.
Twice.
I only feel kinda bad about it too.[/quote]
She’s doing the cheating, not you.
[quote]matko5 wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
I hooked up with an engaged chick during 4th of July weekend.
Twice.
I only feel kinda bad about it too.
She’s doing the cheating, not you.[/quote]
Still says single on her tax forms…
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
Still says single on her tax forms…
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so you handle her taxes and her twat.
if only you were an accountant and a dentist.
[quote]PATWRIK wrote:
I purposely picked the treadmill right behind this hot chick and used her ass as my motivation. She caught me too.[/quote]
Jesus, that was you!!! Glad I could be of service for motivational purposes…but seriously, the drooling and grunting was a bit much…just saying.
[quote]Doc L wrote:
PATWRIK wrote:
I purposely picked the treadmill right behind this hot chick and used her ass as my motivation. She caught me too.
Jesus, that was you!!! Glad I could be of service for motivational purposes…but seriously, the drooling and grunting was a bit much…just saying. [/quote]
You must now post pics of your butt to prove your claim.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Still says single on her tax forms…
so you handle her taxes and her twat.
if only you were an accountant and a dentist. [/quote]
Professor RainjaX ?
UPDATED CONFESSION
I’m just posting this picture because everyone knows that a thread with a picture is viewed more.
[quote]Xab wrote:
Doc L wrote:
PATWRIK wrote:
I purposely picked the treadmill right behind this hot chick and used her ass as my motivation. She caught me too.
Jesus, that was you!!! Glad I could be of service for motivational purposes…but seriously, the drooling and grunting was a bit much…just saying.
You must now post pics of your butt to prove your claim.[/quote]
I saw u peeking at my profile…naughty, naughty!
I squirted a hooker with a big ass water gun the other night while we were driving around.
I’m thinking about Doc L’s cat as I type this…the real one…the one with hair…that purs…hmmmmm the white one behind the never mind.
my bad it was a puppy, still thinking of cat
I just ate 3 hot dogs
[quote]Rattler wrote:
I just ate 3 hot dogs[/quote]
You are going to hell my friend
[quote]four60 wrote:
my bad it was a puppy, still thinking of cat[/quote]
LOL! I was gonna say…my kitty doesn’t have any ha…oh wait…shit! Now they are going to ask for pics again. Uh, forget I said anything. Lalala nothing to see here…back to the confessions…
played beer pong, stared at some girls tits while drunk, and at the time dating someone, my buddy got me wet so i fucked up some shit in his truck. and drove home drunk. im 17.
[quote]Doc L wrote:
four60 wrote:
my bad it was a puppy, still thinking of cat
LOL! I was gonna say…my kitty doesn’t have any ha…oh wait…shit! Now they are going to ask for pics again. Uh, forget I said anything. Lalala nothing to see here…back to the confessions…
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huh, who what?? pics hmmmmmmmm
I stuck it in a girls butt this weekend
^She had no fucking clue it was coming 