I've already lied twice today....
I was going to masturbate in the shower but I backed out.
I left a hot steamer on someones bed.
I told myself I was going to be productive.
I cried like a little girl.
I just ate a homemade apple pie.
Tomorrow fire will shoot out of my arse because I'll have hot chili for dinner.
I wasted this whole day on the SAMA thread... but it was worth it.
i should be studying right now but instead i made a nice strong drink and am on T-Nation
Trimmed my butt hairs after I shaved my head.
Had to clean up a hot steamer today
I sometimes think about myself lifting when I masturbate. I love it that much.
Watched someone clean up a hot steamer.
I got wasted and spent a lot of money. Dammit. At least, I made impression on gals.
I used to seduce married women because it made me feel good.
I gave piss-poor customer service at my job I'm planning to leave in six weeks because I wanted to get back to writing sales copy for the website for my business I'm leaving the job for.
I just ended a run-on sentence with a preposition.
I sometimes think about myself masturbating when I lift. I love it that much.
Lift for my looks and not for health...sorry
i killed a man.
Wait no, I mean I saw an old friend. I sometimes get those mixed up- makes for very awkward reunions.
I had many naughty thoughts about my co-worker that just left.......
I bet shes fun in the sack.