I fucked a really fat girl one time.
I noticed that OP spelled “confessions” incorrectly
I suffered from a hangover
I ate a whole carton of keebler soft and chewy cookies. 240lbs here I come.
I ate a kitten.
[quote]Deadsion wrote:
I sometimes think about myself masturbating when I lift. I love it that much.[/quote]
x 2
[quote]Papa Nick wrote:
Trimmed my butt hairs after I shaved my head.[/quote]
Shaved my head after i trimmed my butt hairs. With the same device.
[quote]elano wrote:
I fucked a really fat girl one time.[/quote]
Everybody has to the pay the fat tax now and then.
I thought really really… really hard about throwing my mexican prep cook off the fourth story balcony today.
[quote]fighting_fires wrote:
i should be studying right now but instead i made a nice strong drink and am on T-Nation [/quote]
Fuckin A right. x2.
I’m taking a shit that clogged the toilet with no toilet paper even while reading this.
Laptop yeah baby.
I went out tonight, and refused a woman because I’m still fucked in the head about my failed engagement… it only ended last friday
^
awww fuck bro sorry to hear that.
I found the perfect woman, discreetly followed her home and jacked off into her mail box.
[quote]Mikaj wrote:
I found the perfect woman, discreetly followed her home and jacked off into her mail box.[/quote]
Merry Christmas mailman.
I like doing triceps kick backs, I do them with pink dumbbells while wearing a black leotard and eating a whole chocolate pie, sometimes I cry, tears go great with pie.
I purposely picked the treadmill right behind this hot chick and used her ass as my motivation. She caught me too.
I was jaw dropping stunned by the boobies on the waitress the other night and didn’t give a crap when my wife and the waitress caught me looking.
Keep lettin it out boyz. The truth shall set you free.
At work, I like to go into the bathroom and sit on the toilet and listen to my Ipod.
i masterbated in an airplane toilet twice in the one flight.
I leveled my Tauren Fury Warrior to lvl 76…