Why Fat People Suck

I hate when they tell me that my diet is unhealthy. I really wouldn’t mind hearing someone tell me that I eat too much protein, they’re entitled to their opinion and all, it’s the fact that they’re ALWAYS eating garbage when they say it. Doritos, doughnuts, cupcakes, just stuffing crap in their mouth while preaching about how dangerous protein is. Why can’t they realize how fucking stupid they look?

[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:
Why can’t they realize how fucking stupid they look?
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fat goggles.

this is a great thread. Zoso and Trance, your avatars are awesome, too. I always rant about how being fat is more of a state-of-mind than anything else, specifically a lazy, mouth-stuffing state-of-mind.

[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:
I hate when they tell me that my diet is unhealthy. I really wouldn’t mind hearing someone tell me that I eat too much protein, they’re entitled to their opinion and all, it’s the fact that they’re ALWAYS eating garbage when they say it. Doritos, doughnuts, cupcakes, just stuffing crap in their mouth while preaching about how dangerous protein is. Why can’t they realize how fucking stupid they look?
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They know how stupid they look, they just want to bring you down to their level because their to lazy to come up to yours.

I was at a party over the weekend. I saw a fat fucker there wearing a t-shirt with some text boasting of wealth. He was walking around so damn proud like we should all be in awe that he was wealthy.

Well fatty, all the money in the world won’t bring you back to life after you suffer a massive cardiac.

I have just 4 words:

OM NOM NOM NOM!!

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
lawsonsamuels wrote:
Fat people who fuck fat people and thus produce more fat people.

You ever see a fat couple and wonder if they sometimes glutton-out while banging each other? I sometimes imagine this. Guy is on top of his lady (basically like lying on a overstuffed waterbed of congealed tapioca pudding) and he’s greedily pawing at a bowl of M&Ms near her head. Maybe he’s a gentleman and allows the odd one to drop into her mouth, although this is very unlikely (fatties are remarkably efficient at consuming food, even going so far as to inhale Cheetoh dust).

Or maybe the woman is riding him, double-fisting a couple of drumsticks and is just DEVOURING them as melted ice-cream sloppily cascades down her face.

Fat people + Unhealthy food + Sex = HAHAHAHA!
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you know that somewhere, someone, has made porn that is that scene exactly.

“And no, you don’t excrete excess calories, because evolution didn’t see fit to exterminate the species in this way. If that happened, fat people would be in zoos where they belong since they’d be quite rare.”

hahahaha rippetoe cracks me up

[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
PimpBot5000 wrote:
lawsonsamuels wrote:
Fat people who fuck fat people and thus produce more fat people.

You ever see a fat couple and wonder if they sometimes glutton-out while banging each other? I sometimes imagine this. Guy is on top of his lady (basically like lying on a overstuffed waterbed of congealed tapioca pudding) and he’s greedily pawing at a bowl of M&Ms near her head. Maybe he’s a gentleman and allows the odd one to drop into her mouth, although this is very unlikely (fatties are remarkably efficient at consuming food, even going so far as to inhale Cheetoh dust).

Or maybe the woman is riding him, double-fisting a couple of drumsticks and is just DEVOURING them as melted ice-cream sloppily cascades down her face.

Fat people + Unhealthy food + Sex = HAHAHAHA!

you know that somewhere, someone, has made porn that is that scene exactly. [/quote]

I seen it, google it my friend!

One of the things that really bothers me is the whole “fat people are strong” thing.
They’re not strong, they’re just fat.
I think the South Park episode where AA makes Randy think that he has a disease applies to fat people perfectly; they’re told that they have a disease and can’t help it, so they buy into it and use it as an excuse to just eat like shit and not exercise and get fatter.

Side question: are there actually any legit medical conditions that make people fat?

i hate how fat dudes have huge calves.

My friend’s father is a doctor. My friend told me that once, a obese woman was complaining about stomach pain. He started to look at her bellie. He searched in her fat folded layer and there was an infection. There was some biscuit also. The woman told him she played ‘‘cache-biscuit’’ with her husband while having sex. They hide biscuit in their layer of fat and they search them. They forgot one.

that is sad

[quote]CoreyK wrote:
One of the things that really bothers me is the whole “fat people are strong” thing.
They’re not strong, they’re just fat.
I think the South Park episode where AA makes Randy think that he has a disease applies to fat people perfectly; they’re told that they have a disease and can’t help it, so they buy into it and use it as an excuse to just eat like shit and not exercise and get fatter.

Side question: are there actually any legit medical conditions that make people fat?
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PCOS: Polycystic ovary syndrome - Wikipedia
I have heard of people with it who nonetheless manage to lose weight, but they’re fighting the hormonal damage.

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
My friend’s father is a doctor. My friend told me that once, a obese woman was complaining about stomach pain. He started to look at her bellie. He searched in her fat folded layer and there was an infection. There was some biscuit also. The woman told him she played ‘‘cache-biscuit’’ with her husband while having sex. They hide biscuit in their layer of fat and they search them. They forgot one.[/quote]

I think I threw up a little after reading that.

[quote]Therizza wrote:
but what does it say for our society when fat people are fucking everywhere. [/quote]

It says that too many people take advantage of prosperity and have poor heath choices, and thus, they produce a wasteful life style which creates a subhuman existence for themselves and their children… To shuffle around with a walker all day just because you can’t lay off of eating, is a miserable and useless existence. I’d rather be dead. All fat people need to read the “Phoenix article” in my opinion. It’s very inspirational.

this is a pretty Discriminatory thread…They’re fat, so what, leave it be guys lol…

The government in Australia is considering using taxpayers money to provide gastric banding surgery(where they tie a band around your stomach to make it smaller and fill you up faster) for obese people since obesity is classed as a disease…

This frustrates me to no end, because just have no idea how to fucking eat properly, and it doesn’t help with all the bullshit marketing with fat-free food and loop holes on the shelves in food stores.

Some people get fat easier then others, but bullshit they can’t do anything about it.

I think people that hate them the most are the ones that used to be them like myself thats why i hate them. I hate them because they take all the cardio machines and this may just be me but most of that fat ppl at my gym gravitate to only using machines. Honestly what the f, that pisses me off to a whole new level.

[quote]CoreyK wrote:
Side question: are there actually any legit medical conditions that make people fat?
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Yes, there are conditions that will cause weight gain and make it difficult for a person to control their weight HOWEVER, they do not cause a person to become a morbidly obese, disgusting mass of fat rolls.

I had a hormonal problem caused by birth control that put 30 pounds on me. Once my doctor figured out how to get it under control, the weight came off pretty easily because I just continued to eat healthy and exercise. I have cousins who have had thyroid problems, and one who had cancer that caused weight gain. NONE of them become disgusting, waddling fat sacks.

Fat grossouts just use these conditions as excuses. A medical problem may make it difficult or even impossible to reach your ideal weight, but it doesn’t turn you into a disgusting sack of shit. Those that claim it does are doing a great disservice to people who actually suffer from these conditions.