Squatting is Bad!!!!

[quote]killerDIRK wrote:

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
I am going to write a book titled: “Fuck You: How to Win Like an Asshole.” Then my book tour will consist of going to that guys house and beating him to death with a Mastadon bar.[/quote]

YEARS BEST QUOTE . . . thanks STB !
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Yep, you are the shakespeare of this forum. Good Stuff.

[quote]Re.po wrote:

[quote]killerDIRK wrote:

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
I am going to write a book titled: “Fuck You: How to Win Like an Asshole.” Then my book tour will consist of going to that guys house and beating him to death with a Mastadon bar.[/quote]

YEARS BEST QUOTE . . . thanks STB !
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Yep, you are the shakespeare of this forum. Good Stuff.[/quote]

If shakespear squatted.

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]Re.po wrote:

[quote]killerDIRK wrote:

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
I am going to write a book titled: “Fuck You: How to Win Like an Asshole.” Then my book tour will consist of going to that guys house and beating him to death with a Mastadon bar.[/quote]

YEARS BEST QUOTE . . . thanks STB !
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Yep, you are the shakespeare of this forum. Good Stuff.[/quote]

If shakespear squatted.[/quote]

Did he even lift?

It’s like watching Edward Norton trying his hardest to act like a dickhead. And that guy is a good actor.

[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]Re.po wrote:

[quote]killerDIRK wrote:

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
I am going to write a book titled: “Fuck You: How to Win Like an Asshole.” Then my book tour will consist of going to that guys house and beating him to death with a Mastadon bar.[/quote]

YEARS BEST QUOTE . . . thanks STB !
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Yep, you are the shakespeare of this forum. Good Stuff.[/quote]

If shakespear squatted.[/quote]

Did he even lift?
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Everybody knows playwrights bend duh

[quote]Goodfellow wrote:
It’s like watching Edward Norton trying his hardest to act like a dickhead. And that guy is a good actor.[/quote]

You clearly have never seen American History X

[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:

[quote]Goodfellow wrote:
It’s like watching Edward Norton trying his hardest to act like a dickhead. And that guy is a good actor.[/quote]

You clearly have never seen American History X[/quote]
LOL

I wonder if this guy has actually ever trained athletes.

[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:

[quote]Goodfellow wrote:
It’s like watching Edward Norton trying his hardest to act like a dickhead. And that guy is a good actor.[/quote]

You clearly have never seen American History X[/quote]

THAT MOVIE IS SO AWESOME!!!

LOL at him saying the muscles surrounding the spine are small and don’t hypertrophy much.

[quote]ishinator wrote:
LOL at him saying the muscles surrounding the spine are small and don’t hypertrophy much.[/quote]

I bet his muscles around the spine are small and don’t hypertrophy much using that crappy ‘logic’.

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
I am going to write a book titled: “Fuck You: How to Win Like an Asshole.” Then my book tour will consist of going to that guys house and beating him to death with a Mastadon bar.[/quote]

Should be simple enough. Ironically, he’d probably be harder to kill if he had been squatting. :slight_smile:

[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:

[quote]Goodfellow wrote:
It’s like watching Edward Norton trying his hardest to act like a dickhead. And that guy is a good actor.[/quote]

You clearly have never seen American History X[/quote]

No doubt he is one bad ass dude in that show.

This is blasphemy. I wondered what would Wendler say about this. I assume he’d say fuck that guy and continue about his day.

He really DOES think that this
- YouTube
is more intense than this Squat. RAW World Record. Andrey Malanichev. 450kg (993lbs). Knee Wraps. - YouTube

"Yes, the machine is actually much more intense than that [993 lbs raw WR] ? incredibly dangerous ? barbell squat.

The machine provides more resistance than anyone is capable of actually resisting.

Try to wrap your tiny little head around that : a machine that you cannot beat, that you lose to every time, no matter how strong you are.

The pain is like nothing you?ve ever experienced lugging a barbell around like a baboon."

[quote]Re.po wrote:

[quote]JVillan wrote:
http://www.thedreamlounge.net/arx-workout-1/

A post about his workout, right after the one bashing squats.[/quote]

What the hell was that??? at 11:35 Is that the taking a shit exercise? [/quote]

I was thinking about this before I fell alseep last night and I started Lol-ing all over again!

So, LOL!

I think this guy is trolling everyone pretty damn hard.

The entire site SCREAMS affiliate marketing. I’m sure while everyone’s getting their panties in a twist he sitting back watching his bank account grow and just tossing in some minor maintenance work to keep the site active and moving up search engines.

[quote]Teledin wrote:
I think this guy is trolling everyone pretty damn hard.

The entire site SCREAMS affiliate marketing. I’m sure while everyone’s getting their panties in a twist he sitting back watching his bank account grow and just tossing in some minor maintenance work to keep the site active and moving up search engines. [/quote]

So Bill DeSimone and this idiot are actually just elaborate trolls, focusing their entire lives around seminars, books, and workout equipment that defy basic athletics? If so, their commitment is fucking amazing.

[quote]milktruck wrote:
So, they ignore that the squat is a closed chain vs leg press being an open chain exercise, and obviously superior from the get-go. Also, the squat is a full body compound exercise once you are at all strong. Leg press is not even close.

The whole argument against a squat is that a pyramid structure should not be loaded from the top, which makes no sense on the surface before diving into its full ridiculousness - what structure would be more stable than a pyramid where each layer is supported by a stronger layer below? I sure wouldnt want an inverted pyramid, to load my feet while standing on my head, for sure. Moving closer to the joint just ends up with you overloadng isolation exercises in fixed ranges of motion.

Somehow it is superior to load yourself with a belt squat, which I have never been able to do in a way that didnt have totally unnatural and weird compression on my hips, or load a leg press which will cram my spine into a chair.

And dont do full range of motion because… well just dont because you can lift the most isometrically, duh.

And then the complete lack of real world results except to say that they didnt get injured and you will.

The Bill guy seems nice and his perspective makes sense in the light of the crap early bodybuilding info that he started with and then tearing his biceps, but they have to limit their audience to training the slice of people who are exercising with no performance or size goals and just want to avoid atrophy as they age and it will be 1000x more relevant. He certainly doesnt need that awful kid cheerleading him.[/quote]

[quote]louiek wrote:

[quote]Teledin wrote:
I think this guy is trolling everyone pretty damn hard.

The entire site SCREAMS affiliate marketing. I’m sure while everyone’s getting their panties in a twist he sitting back watching his bank account grow and just tossing in some minor maintenance work to keep the site active and moving up search engines. [/quote]

So Bill DeSimone and this idiot are actually just elaborate trolls, focusing their entire lives around seminars, books, and workout equipment that defy basic athletics? If so, their commitment is fucking amazing.[/quote]

lol no need to name drop my friend. You do have a basic understanding of AM and how much money is in a ‘good’ site? Right?