Sick of Not Being Sore in My Biceps

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:

[quote]dt79 wrote:
^^ he seriously believes this, just so you know lmao.[/quote]

Naw it looks like he likes trolling now again looking at what he just commented in the "how to Bench with my chest’ thread. [/quote]

No, seriously, look at his post history. It’s hilarious.

[quote]GetSwoleToday wrote:

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]Lover95 wrote:

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]arnoth wrote:
From my source, I’ve gotten 10 pills of Dianabol, Turanabol, Winstrol, Anavar and Anadrol for sample since I bought alot of gear at once.

He told me that Dianabol and Turanabol will turn yellow if you lick it because it contains alot of testosterone, Winstrol and Anadrol will turn blue, and Anavar will turn red.

So I tried, and it worked, not 100% accurate I guess, but it will give you a pinpoint.[/quote]

This is one of the most retarded things Ive ever seen posted on this forum.

Congrats.

Dianabol and Turinabol contain NO testosterone. They (should) be Methandrostenolone and chlordehydromethyltestosterone, respectively.

Steroids dont change colors. Theyre not made of fun dip powder, jesus christ. Per usual, the source is lying to make a buck. [/quote]

Actually, I need to call bullshit on you BONEZ. You should think before speaking. You are wrong flat out. Different steroids do have different colors. There is an entire field of chemisty called spectrography, which studies the colors different molecules make.

The basic premise of spectrography is see the colors of molecules when theyre burned. You can simplify this idea for at home chemistry.

Place one pill of the steroid out, and light it on fire. It might not be able to catch fire because the binders and fillers. So, you might need to just hold the flame on it. The steroid should create a colored flame. If the flame is purple or deep red, it’s legit anavar.

Here’s an exmaple to prove it works. Magnesium choride burns a blue flame What color flame is magnesium when burned with oxygen? - Answers

Further reading: http://jchemed.chem.wisc.edu/JCESoft/CCA/CCA2/MAIN/FLAME/CD2R1.HTM
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STFU jackass. He said change color when licked, as in taking the pill and runing your tongue across it. I said specifically that they dont change color when you lick them.

Youre the definition of fucking moron.

Edit: well I edited my post a minute after I posted it to include that they dont change colors from licking them. It didnt go through. No shit steroids change colors in laboratory testing. Some other guy posted a link to a study done with sulfuric acid. Do you think I didnt read that?

Youre another example of someone who thinks he knows more than he does. How in world does a flame test apply as proof for a dealer telling his buyer that steroids change color when licking them?? It doesnt, your whole post is irrelevant.
Stop posting on this board, you are a complete waste. [/quote]

Yeah I just took my pill and went to the bathroom and licked it. Wouldn’t change colors. Only got super soft so I had to swallow it. Fuckin up my dosed because of this!!![/quote]

[quote]GetSwoleToday wrote:

[quote]Spidey22 wrote:
Double underhand max 1RM Deadlifts. Make sure to have a bit of bend in your arm when you do them. That will TEAR your biceps up, bro![/quote]

I will do that, thank you.[/quote]
oh God no plz don’t…

Oh bicep, you alluring yet wicked flesh …

I joyfully stress you at every turn…

And thou doth grow, reparation for my effort…

But the ache, I yearn only for the ache each morn…

Yet each dawn leaves me forsaken…

What exertion must I employ…

To spur that which I desire?

Oh bicep, you whimsical little whore!

[quote]Velvet Elvis wrote:
Oh bicep, you alluring yet wicked flesh …

I joyfully stress you at every turn…

And thou doth grow, reparation for my effort…

But the ache, I yearn only for the ache each morn…

Yet each dawn leaves me forsaken…

What exertion must I employ…

To spur that which I desire?

Oh bicep, you whimsical little whore!

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VE original? And if so how long did it take you to write that?

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]Velvet Elvis wrote:
Oh bicep, you alluring yet wicked flesh …

I joyfully stress you at every turn…

And thou doth grow, reparation for my effort…

But the ache, I yearn only for the ache each morn…

Yet each dawn leaves me forsaken…

What exertion must I employ…

To spur that which I desire?

Oh bicep, you whimsical little whore!

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VE original? And if so how long did it take you to write that?
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Original, yes …

About 5 minutes to think about it and 5 more to write

Dumb stuff just “comes to me” sometimes, lol

[quote]Velvet Elvis wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]Velvet Elvis wrote:
Oh bicep, you alluring yet wicked flesh …

I joyfully stress you at every turn…

And thou doth grow, reparation for my effort…

But the ache, I yearn only for the ache each morn…

Yet each dawn leaves me forsaken…

What exertion must I employ…

To spur that which I desire?

Oh bicep, you whimsical little whore!

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VE original? And if so how long did it take you to write that?
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Original, yes …

About 5 minutes to think about it and 5 more to write

Dumb stuff just “comes to me” sometimes, lol [/quote]

Ha ok, so I guess not one to be filed under the “Probably spent a lot more time on that than I should have” category.

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]Velvet Elvis wrote:

[quote]jbpick86 wrote:

[quote]Velvet Elvis wrote:
Oh bicep, you alluring yet wicked flesh …

I joyfully stress you at every turn…

And thou doth grow, reparation for my effort…

But the ache, I yearn only for the ache each morn…

Yet each dawn leaves me forsaken…

What exertion must I employ…

To spur that which I desire?

Oh bicep, you whimsical little whore!

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VE original? And if so how long did it take you to write that?
[/quote]

Original, yes …

About 5 minutes to think about it and 5 more to write

Dumb stuff just “comes to me” sometimes, lol [/quote]

Ha ok, so I guess not one to be filed under the “Probably spent a lot more time on that than I should have” category.
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Lol no … I’m inherently lazy

I guess all those English classes back in Catholic school must have seeped in more than I’d like to admit :slight_smile: