[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.
Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.
Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]
The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.
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I thought it was physically impossible (or damn near impossible) to piss while erect. Hmm maybe I’m doing too many cock push ups.[/quote]
I piss every morning with wood, maybe you need to check your T levels.
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Again, I have to wait and go drink coffee or see the the ugly bitch on NBC news to get it to go away.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.
Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.
Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]
The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.
[/quote]
I thought it was physically impossible (or damn near impossible) to piss while erect. Hmm maybe I’m doing too many cock push ups.[/quote]
I piss every morning with wood, maybe you need to check your T levels.
[/quote]
Again, I have to wait and go drink coffee or see the the ugly bitch on NBC news to get it to go away.[/quote]
Hell I have to get up at least once in the night to piss, no way I could wait for the wood to go down.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.
Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.
Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]
The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.
[/quote]
I thought it was physically impossible (or damn near impossible) to piss while erect. Hmm maybe I’m doing too many cock push ups.[/quote]
I piss every morning with wood, maybe you need to check your T levels.
[/quote]
Again, I have to wait and go drink coffee or see the the ugly bitch on NBC news to get it to go away.[/quote]
Hell I have to get up at least once in the night to piss, no way I could wait for the wood to go down.[/quote]
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.
Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.
Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]
The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.
[/quote]
I thought it was physically impossible (or damn near impossible) to piss while erect. Hmm maybe I’m doing too many cock push ups.[/quote]
I piss every morning with wood, maybe you need to check your T levels.
[/quote]
Again, I have to wait and go drink coffee or see the the ugly bitch on NBC news to get it to go away.[/quote]
Hell I have to get up at least once in the night to piss, no way I could wait for the wood to go down.[/quote]
X2[/quote]
What?? You guys have to get out of bed to piss in the toilet? So glad I was genetically gifted, lol
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.
Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.
Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]
The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.
[/quote]
I thought it was physically impossible (or damn near impossible) to piss while erect. Hmm maybe I’m doing too many cock push ups.[/quote]
I piss every morning with wood, maybe you need to check your T levels.
[/quote]
Again, I have to wait and go drink coffee or see the the ugly bitch on NBC news to get it to go away.[/quote]
Hell I have to get up at least once in the night to piss, no way I could wait for the wood to go down.[/quote]
X2[/quote]
What?? You guys have to get out of bed to piss in the toilet? So glad I was genetically gifted, lol[/quote]
Yea the wife said I couldnt wear these to bed any longer.
I stopped drinking so much water in the evenings just so that I wouldn’t get those dreams about going to pee for 2 hours then you finally have to get up and really pee.
[quote]Nards wrote:
I stopped drinking so much water in the evenings just so that I wouldn’t get those dreams about going to pee for 2 hours then you finally have to get up and really pee.[/quote]
Hope you never had the dream where you had to pee and dreamt that you were actually taking a piss.
Mine was pretty bad recently - had a dream that I needed to spit. Guess what - Wet pillow time.
[quote]Nards wrote:
I stopped drinking so much water in the evenings just so that I wouldn’t get those dreams about going to pee for 2 hours then you finally have to get up and really pee.[/quote]
Hope you never had the dream where you had to pee and dreamt that you were actually taking a piss.
Mine was pretty bad recently - had a dream that I needed to spit. Guess what - Wet pillow time.[/quote]
And do you have male roomates?
[quote]theuofh wrote:
One of my roomate’s in college used to piss the bed regularly, due to being piss drunk. I was usually drunker than he was though and never once pissed the bed.
Also, I was home for the Summer working and he stayed down at school. When I returned, he told me he finally went to wash his sheets for the first time in probably a year and found a dead mouse in his bed. [/quote]
Was it decayed? LOL if it died in the spin cycle.
[quote]Nards wrote:
I stopped drinking so much water in the evenings just so that I wouldn’t get those dreams about going to pee for 2 hours then you finally have to get up and really pee.[/quote]
Hope you never had the dream where you had to pee and dreamt that you were actually taking a piss.
Mine was pretty bad recently - had a dream that I needed to spit. Guess what - Wet pillow time.[/quote]
And do you have male roomates?[/quote]
