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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.

Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.

Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]

The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.

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*Making a mental note to try this once.
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LOL! Dude, it wasn’t like she WANTED him to do it!

[/quote] That is why it is funny as shit! “whoops, sorry!” Fuck I might start a porn site! Instead of surprise cream pies, surprise lemonade! If it makes money I will send you royalties.
[/quote]

They have porn where the guy pisses all over the woman and in her ass and mouth, not sure about the vagina though. [/quote]But is it a surprise, like they are just fucking and then he whizzes her box? More importantly is the pee genre profitable?
[/quote]

I think the porn industry is less profitable due to free sites.

Also the man usually makes less than the woman, you shouldn’t quit your day job, maybe just do your surprise vagina pissing as a hobby.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.

Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.

Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]

The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.

[/quote]

I thought it was physically impossible (or damn near impossible) to piss while erect. Hmm maybe I’m doing too many cock push ups.

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[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.

Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.

Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]

The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.

[/quote]

I thought it was physically impossible (or damn near impossible) to piss while erect. Hmm maybe I’m doing too many cock push ups.[/quote]

I piss every morning with wood, maybe you need to check your T levels.

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[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.

Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.

Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]

The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.

[/quote]

I thought it was physically impossible (or damn near impossible) to piss while erect. Hmm maybe I’m doing too many cock push ups.[/quote]

He was drunk at the time.

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.

Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.

Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]

The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.

[/quote]

I thought it was physically impossible (or damn near impossible) to piss while erect. Hmm maybe I’m doing too many cock push ups.[/quote]

I piss every morning with wood, maybe you need to check your T levels.
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X2

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[quote]RampantBadger wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.

Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.

Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]

The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.

[/quote]

I remember some guitarist or singer or something like that on the Howard Stern Show about 15 years ago who claimed he pissed inside Madonna once. I can’t remember what his name was though, which is an unforgivable shame since he’s been my hero ever since.

Your guitarist never fucked Madonna, did he?[/quote]

chip znuff
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Is that true? Chip banged Madonna?

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.

Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.

Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]

The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.

[/quote]

I thought it was physically impossible (or damn near impossible) to piss while erect. Hmm maybe I’m doing too many cock push ups.[/quote]

I piss every morning with wood, maybe you need to check your T levels.
[/quote]

Ummmmm, I don’t really want this mental picture but I have to ask…

Do you have a bar fastened to the wall above your toilet that you hang upside down from? Or have you mastered your distance, stand way back and slowly walk forwards as you empty?

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[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.

Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.

Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]

The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.

[/quote]

*Making a mental note to try this once.
[/quote]

LOL! Dude, it wasn’t like she WANTED him to do it!

[/quote] That is why it is funny as shit! “whoops, sorry!” Fuck I might start a porn site! Instead of surprise cream pies, surprise lemonade! If it makes money I will send you royalties.
[/quote]

They have porn where the guy pisses all over the woman and in her ass and mouth, not sure about the vagina though. [/quote]But is it a surprise, like they are just fucking and then he whizzes her box? More importantly is the pee genre profitable?
[/quote]

I think the porn industry is less profitable due to free sites.

Also the man usually makes less than the woman, you shouldn’t quit your day job, maybe just do your surprise vagina pissing as a hobby.

[/quote]
Yeah but if I’m producing and distribute my “whizz box porn” (The tentative title) to various outlets, including free sites who pay per hit, It could be funny and lucrative.

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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.

Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.

Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]

The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.

[/quote]

I thought it was physically impossible (or damn near impossible) to piss while erect. Hmm maybe I’m doing too many cock push ups.[/quote]

I piss every morning with wood, maybe you need to check your T levels.
[/quote]

Ummmmm, I don’t really want this mental picture but I have to ask…

Do you have a bar fastened to the wall above your toilet that you hang upside down from? Or have you mastered your distance, stand way back and slowly walk forwards as you empty?
[/quote]

Aye young guys, get in the shower man and let it fly. Or you lean to one side and push it down, the problem is the forked stream from post coitus (Said in Patrick Stewart Voice)

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.

Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.

Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]

The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.

[/quote]

I thought it was physically impossible (or damn near impossible) to piss while erect. Hmm maybe I’m doing too many cock push ups.[/quote]

I piss every morning with wood, maybe you need to check your T levels.
[/quote]

Ummmmm, I don’t really want this mental picture but I have to ask…

Do you have a bar fastened to the wall above your toilet that you hang upside down from? Or have you mastered your distance, stand way back and slowly walk forwards as you empty?
[/quote]

Aye young guys, get in the shower man and let it fly. Or you lean to one side and push it down, the problem is the forked stream from post coitus (Said in Patrick Stewart Voice)[/quote] The shower, that makes sense. I’m now one tidbit wiser. Thanks ol’ dude!

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.

Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.

Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]

The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.

[/quote]

I thought it was physically impossible (or damn near impossible) to piss while erect. Hmm maybe I’m doing too many cock push ups.[/quote]

I piss every morning with wood, maybe you need to check your T levels.
[/quote]

(From a purely medical perspective i.e. no homo)

How could someone have low T levels if their morning wood prevents them from urinating? If anything, wouldn’t the opposite be true?

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[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.

Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.

Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]

The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.

[/quote]

I thought it was physically impossible (or damn near impossible) to piss while erect. Hmm maybe I’m doing too many cock push ups.[/quote]

I piss every morning with wood, maybe you need to check your T levels.
[/quote]

(From a purely medical perspective i.e. no homo)

How could someone have low T levels if their morning wood prevents them from urinating? If anything, wouldn’t the opposite be true?[/quote]

One of the side effects of low T is lack of morning wood, my comment was in jest of course and if you are not getting morning wood then you need to get your levels checked.

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.

Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.

Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]

The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.

[/quote]

I thought it was physically impossible (or damn near impossible) to piss while erect. Hmm maybe I’m doing too many cock push ups.[/quote]

I piss every morning with wood, maybe you need to check your T levels.
[/quote]

(From a purely medical perspective i.e. no homo)

How could someone have low T levels if their morning wood prevents them from urinating? If anything, wouldn’t the opposite be true?[/quote]

One of the side effects of low T is lack of morning wood, my comment was in jest of course and if you are not getting morning wood then you need to get your levels checked. [/quote]

Ah I thought so, just making sure.

The woman in the middle might be able to raise T levels.

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
My buddy did this well in to his late twenties. He was usually blacked out drunk, stoned and fucked up on pills though.

Poor guy fell off the horse freshman year of college and wet the bed ever since. He went to rehab a couple years ago and I have not heard from him since. I hope he’s sober and his bed is dry though.

Hahahaha, he was quite the ladies man though, I remember many bitches waking up wet and being PISSED the morning after a night on the town.[/quote]

The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.

[/quote]

I thought it was physically impossible (or damn near impossible) to piss while erect. Hmm maybe I’m doing too many cock push ups.[/quote]

I piss every morning with wood, maybe you need to check your T levels.
[/quote]

(From a purely medical perspective i.e. no homo)

How could someone have low T levels if their morning wood prevents them from urinating? If anything, wouldn’t the opposite be true?[/quote]

One of the side effects of low T is lack of morning wood, my comment was in jest of course and if you are not getting morning wood then you need to get your levels checked. [/quote]

Ah I thought so, just making sure.

The woman in the middle might be able to raise T levels.

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True, the butterfly is sure humping her leg.

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[quote]DJHT wrote:
True, the butterfly is sure humping her leg.[/quote]

Just curious, but would you be able to prescribe T, Dr. DJHT? How subjective are the tests required to obtain some medically? I’ve never used test but I’m way behind my own 8 ball and would like to catch up asap.

Do you know any Houston doctors who might give a wink and an rx if you don’t?

A PM response would be fine if you care to respond.

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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
True, the butterfly is sure humping her leg.[/quote]

Just curious, but would you be able to prescribe T, Dr. DJHT? How subjective are the tests required to obtain some medically? I’ve never used test but I’m way behind my own 8 ball and would like to catch up asap.

Do you know any Houston doctors who might give a wink and an rx if you don’t?

A PM response would be fine if you care to respond.[/quote]

Actually I could but doing what I do now for a living with Occupational medicine not set up for it.

HOWEVER I do have a Dr that I am friends with and runs a gym in Kemah area that also has a longevity clinic. I will PM you the info, this includes labs, scripts etc.

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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Do you have a bar fastened to the wall above your toilet that you hang upside down from? Or have you mastered your distance, stand way back and slowly walk forwards as you empty?
[/quote]

I usually have to stand a bit away with a wide stance and bend over to make it in the pot. But hanging upside down from a bar is a pretty good idea.

In my younger days, I was in the middle of it with an older woman, very drunk, and reeeally had to piss, so I excused myself and adopted my very odd stance to get it all in the toilet while still erect, so I wouldn’t make a total mess of her bathroom. It took me quite a while to get emptied, and her bathroom was not very well soundproofed. She seemed amazed and horrified when I returned, still sporting wood, after very audibly releasing gallons worth of processed beer into her toilet. She was probably very happy I didn’t release it somewhere else.

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[quote]Ulty wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Do you have a bar fastened to the wall above your toilet that you hang upside down from? Or have you mastered your distance, stand way back and slowly walk forwards as you empty?
[/quote]

I usually have to stand a bit away with a wide stance and bend over to make it in the pot. But hanging upside down from a bar is a pretty good idea.

In my younger days, I was in the middle of it with an older woman, very drunk, and reeeally had to piss, so I excused myself and adopted my very odd stance to get it all in the toilet while still erect, so I wouldn’t make a total mess of her bathroom. It took me quite a while to get emptied, and her bathroom was not very well soundproofed. She seemed amazed and horrified when I returned, still sporting wood, after very audibly releasing gallons worth of processed beer into her toilet. She was probably very happy I didn’t release it somewhere else.[/quote]
Yeah but you should have released it right in her! I would have bought your video for my new exploratory venture!

Maybe I’ll incorporate wall bars too. “Box Whizzing Batman” can be my second “release”.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

The guitarist in my old band once pissed INSIDE his girlfriend during sex.

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I didn’t know that was possible. I can’t piss until well after Jewbacca, Jr. has, um, de-aroused.

In fact, I’ve needed to pee in such a state and couldn’t, so we had to hurry and finish.

Im hindsight, the urgency made it very intense, actually.