Well done.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
You have a bigger chest and better shoulders. You are clearly too buff to be Pitt…plus, you didn’t need the makeup, lighting and CGI digital effect to get to that level.
I doubt Brad Pitt looked like Brad Pitt did in that movie.
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Thanks professor X! for the compliment and criticism hybrid!
I was too big to be Bruce lee, but I came closer this time!
SOmeone told me to look like Batman instead, and i said nono, he is too self conscious!
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
i spent my whole life trying to look like Brad Pitt. And then I didn’t even know it had it in me! and after I proved to everyone that u can fuck me with your eyes closed and think that u are fucking brad pitt… I realized that i don’t need a mind to function! I Just a body that looks better than Brad Pitt
It’s why i lift weights in the first place man. I wanted to build a shield and a physical chamber, so that I can be a total blank. no brain, no thoughts, just pure consciousness that belongs to the gods and still be able to perform like walking to Starbucks and order all that complicated shit. I was scared to do that before because i was afraid that they will think i am a retard for not knowing the differenec between expresso football and Vince carter latte. But i got my coffee today man.
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Dude…
Get some carbs…
Like, now…
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i realized that you can substitute carbs for fried chicken. srs.
i love fried shit too much
when i was eating clean i had NO mcdonalds for 2 whole years
and i instead i was eating oats.
now i say fuck the oats.
and eat fried shit almost everyday and didn’t get fat at all.
you gotta choose between carbs and protein or protein and fat.
i chose my fat.
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
i spent my whole life trying to look like Brad Pitt. And then I didn’t even know it had it in me! and after I proved to everyone that u can fuck me with your eyes closed and think that u are fucking brad pitt… I realized that i don’t need a mind to function! I Just a body that looks better than Brad Pitt
It’s why i lift weights in the first place man. I wanted to build a shield and a physical chamber, so that I can be a total blank. no brain, no thoughts, just pure consciousness that belongs to the gods and still be able to perform like walking to Starbucks and order all that complicated shit. I was scared to do that before because i was afraid that they will think i am a retard for not knowing the differenec between expresso football and Vince carter latte. But i got my coffee today man.
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Dude…
Get some carbs…
Like, now…
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i realized that you can substitute carbs for fried chicken. srs.
i love fried shit too much
when i was eating clean i had NO mcdonalds for 2 whole years
and i instead i was eating oats.
now i say fuck the oats.
and eat fried shit almost everyday and didn’t get fat at all.
you gotta choose between carbs and protein or protein and fat.
i chose my fat.
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Woman, you are delirious, wolf down a bag of chips THIS INSTANT!
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
this is the first thing that I’ve ever done where almost everyone approves of 
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If you wanted to piss everybody off here you should go from Brad Pitt to scrawny marathon runner. 
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Brad Pitt looks better, sorry.[/quote]
I think Frank’s body is better developed Than Brad’s.[/quote]
thank you! but pitt still got a better face![/quote]
Well, in all honesty, Pitt’s got a better face than many women I know.
LOL
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I know he looks better than Brad I was just trolling him lol. But I failed when he didn’t care. Go Frankie.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
You have a bigger chest and better shoulders. You are clearly too buff to be Pitt…plus, you didn’t need the makeup, lighting and CGI digital effect to get to that level.
I doubt Brad Pitt looked like Brad Pitt did in that movie.
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Just so I understand, are you saying that Brad Pitt’s build in Fight Club was CGI?
[quote]Tex Ag wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
You have a bigger chest and better shoulders. You are clearly too buff to be Pitt…plus, you didn’t need the makeup, lighting and CGI digital effect to get to that level.
I doubt Brad Pitt looked like Brad Pitt did in that movie.
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Just so I understand, are you saying that Brad Pitt’s build in Fight Club was CGI?[/quote]
?
Brad Pitt’s build in that shot is the result of “movie magic”…which includes all of the shit I wrote before. He’s wearing make up. They can remove bruises and tattoos and scars digitally just like they do in magazine photo ads.
In other words, Brad Pitt standing in front of you would not look like Brad Pitt in that photo.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Tex Ag wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
You have a bigger chest and better shoulders. You are clearly too buff to be Pitt…plus, you didn’t need the makeup, lighting and CGI digital effect to get to that level.
I doubt Brad Pitt looked like Brad Pitt did in that movie.
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Just so I understand, are you saying that Brad Pitt’s build in Fight Club was CGI?[/quote]
?
Brad Pitt’s build in that shot is the result of “movie magic”…which includes all of the shit I wrote before. He’s wearing make up. They can remove bruises and tattoos and scars digitally just like they do in magazine photo ads.
In other words, Brad Pitt standing in front of you would not look like Brad Pitt in that photo.[/quote]
Okay. I will admit I like Brad Pity as an actor and he got is start as a six pack cowboy in Thelma and Louise. Just he has been bigger and not much smaller in movies. I get that that look is probably manipulated somehow.
? Dude, Brad Pitt has been around way longer than Thelma and Louise. He has to be hitting 50 or near it by now.
Okay, the first time he got attention. I remember sitting between two hotties watching this movie and remember how they responded. Guess that stuck I’m my head.
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Brad Pitt looks better, sorry.[/quote]
it’s ok.[/quote]
You should make a art film about it.[/quote]
i just made one where I sprinted like Tom Cruise. I think I’ll give the celebrity theme a rest now.[/quote]
You’re like roman polanski. Talented but a little bit off when it comes to acceptable societal norms. Tom Cruise runs funny
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
WHERE IS MY MIND? I can’t find it. ooops.I tossed it out of my window today when I was driving. Wait I don’t even drive anymore. I must have left it at the squat rack. FUCK! I AM FUCKING FREE. When your body looks better than Brad Pitt you don’t need a mind, you just need to cop 50 pairs of JOrdans. Yap that’s the next stop and some sweat pants too becaue I’m tired of dressing like a hipster faggot… You just let go and even when I am free falling, I will not try to grab onto the cliff or wear a Tom Cruise glove! I will do the Every Muscle in your body movements WHILE IN THE AIR… WHILE falling, and spit my saliva on the person on top of the cliff *yes upward spit. who tried to save me but can’t.
Man i don’t know why, after I started to look like Brad pitt, my breath never smell anymore its like im made up of plastic or something. I stuck 20 dead hamsters plus some other weird foul smelling shit in my mouth and went on a hibernation and slept for 15 years! The whole 15 years span I had Angolena sucking my nipples the whole 15 yards #oops years. And then when I woke up, I kissed my gf , and she didn’t smell a single thing.
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This is vaguely disturbing. Physique is very impressive though- I think you look more legit than Brad as well.
You should be eating carbs instead of shrooms lol
[quote]Kanada wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Brad Pitt looks better, sorry.[/quote]
it’s ok.[/quote]
You should make a art film about it.[/quote]
i just made one where I sprinted like Tom Cruise. I think I’ll give the celebrity theme a rest now.[/quote]
You’re like roman polanski. Talented but a little bit off when it comes to acceptable societal norms. Tom Cruise runs funny[/quote]
Haha^
Your fucking avi still confuses and scares me every time I see it.
[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:
You should be eating carbs instead of shrooms lol[/quote]
lolol
[quote]bigmac73nh wrote:
[quote]Kanada wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
[quote]digitalairair wrote:
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Brad Pitt looks better, sorry.[/quote]
it’s ok.[/quote]
You should make a art film about it.[/quote]
i just made one where I sprinted like Tom Cruise. I think I’ll give the celebrity theme a rest now.[/quote]
You’re like roman polanski. Talented but a little bit off when it comes to acceptable societal norms. Tom Cruise runs funny[/quote]
Haha^
Your fucking avi still confuses and scares me every time I see it.
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more lulz
[quote]Professor X wrote:
? Dude, Brad Pitt has been around way longer than Thelma and Louise. He has to be hitting 50 or near it by now.[/quote]
Thelma and Louise was his break out role everything before that was mostly forgettable.
But yes he’s almost 50(I think) and he started acting in 87(according to wikipedia) Thelma and Louise was in 91. Just some info.
I don’t remember anything with him in it before Thelma and Louise though.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
? Dude, Brad Pitt has been around way longer than Thelma and Louise. He has to be hitting 50 or near it by now.[/quote]
Thelma and Louise was his break out role everything before that was mostly forgettable.
But yes he’s almost 50(I think) and he started acting in 87(according to wikipedia) Thelma and Louise was in 91. Just some info.
I don’t remember anything with him in it before Thelma and Louise though. [/quote]
shit really? i knew he wasn’t young, but i didnt know he was damn near 50
[quote]dshroy wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
? Dude, Brad Pitt has been around way longer than Thelma and Louise. He has to be hitting 50 or near it by now.[/quote]
Thelma and Louise was his break out role everything before that was mostly forgettable.
But yes he’s almost 50(I think) and he started acting in 87(according to wikipedia) Thelma and Louise was in 91. Just some info.
I don’t remember anything with him in it before Thelma and Louise though. [/quote]
shit really? i knew he wasn’t young, but i didnt know he was damn near 50[/quote]
For all you Brad Pitt information needs. lol
