Calling Balkanboy

fc hajduk split is the best there is.
come on,the whites!!!
best croatian soccer team forever.
best croatian soccer player ever ante pavelic

I think I want Balbs to record some sayings for my ring tone.

If every time someone called me, the alert was, “Let’s grease the groove with cheap women,” my life would be better.

And so would the lives of everyone within earshot.

[quote]harris447 wrote:
I think I want Balbs to record some sayings for my ring tone.

If every time someone called me, the alert was, “Let’s grease the groove with cheap women,” my life would be better.

And so would the lives of everyone within earshot.[/quote]

yiiiippppiiii!!!
stay strong buddy and apply my advice!!

[quote]harris447 wrote:
I think I want Balbs to record some sayings for my ring tone.

If every time someone called me, the alert was, “Let’s grease the groove with cheap women,” my life would be better.

And so would the lives of everyone within earshot.[/quote]

Hahaha

[quote]BALKANBOY wrote:
this is typical road scene[/quote]

Where’s Granny and Uncle Jed?

|/ 3Toes

[quote]The3toedSloth wrote:
BALKANBOY wrote:
this is typical road scene

Where’s Granny and Uncle Jed?

|/ 3Toes

[/quote]

i admire their hair style.

balkanboy and i had great alcohol intoxication yesterday and laughed our heads off about peeople on this forum thinking we dont exist.

there were plenty of cheap woman everywhere.
no offense ladies,we are even cheaper.

croatian dictionary
cheap women=droca
hard drinks=zestica
fight=tuča
vomiting=riganje
doggy style=zguza
gun=utoka
fast car=pila

i just love big fat hump on a women.
lovely lady lumps(mount everest)

i noticed that africanamericans keep mentioning girls with big asses.
they certainly know whats good.
womens big ass is great.
natural wealth.
i think the wealth of a nation should be measured by how much big-assed women a nation have.

   balbos the great

i have spent 200 kunas on cheap alcohol yesterday.
i had whiskey,lots of beers,red wine,white wine,…i had everything.
my head is giong to explode,for sure.

hey balkanboy,where are you?
are you sober yet?
it was great.
did you see puljiz the old fisherman.
plenty of good old folk music.

grat drinking crew yesterday-
1.barba puljo
2.balbos
3.balkanboy
4.zemo
5.niđo
6.guvo
7.josipa
8.jura

barba puljo won a bet(2000 kunas), and bought 2 bottles of johnny walker whiskey.afterwards we went to some cheap bar and drank some shit. then we went to nec and drank like fishes.

i prefer shorter and more heavierr girls and balkanboy likes taller and thinner girls.thats great,because we never fight over them.
balkanboy is even very extreme in his taste.he finds 6 feet tall women the most attractive.he is 6-2.
i am 5-11 and i like 5-4,5-3 tall girls.

when i was in the army in 2003.
croats go to the army for 6 months.
i was in the infantry.
there is a regulation that you have to be 60kg of bodyweight to be in the infantry —thats 130lb.
there was this guy from my city who even went to the same law university as i.
anyway this guy was 6-3ft tall and had 58kg-about 125lb.
first day,he couldnt even stand upright for more than 10 minutes.
army sent him home soon.

hera are some more

my and balbos grandfathers


one more from our road trip through Bosnia

[quote]BALBOS wrote:
croatian dictionary
cheap women=droca
hard drinks=zestica
fight=tuča
vomiting=riganje
doggy style=zguza
gun=utoka
fast car=pila[/quote]

Balbos = blazne