“This is Clint, our oldest western gorilla. It’s her feeding time. Do you know where YOUR children are?”
Yeah, he’s got nice Pecs, but what do the wheels like like?
“I’m gonna make you SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!”
Does this swimsuit make me look fat?
Is that Synthol, or are you just happy to see me?
Host of “The Bachelor” says in a voiceover:
“Meet our newest Bachelor, Jesse”
Host off camera: “Hey, is Jesse a guy or a girl? I know it has on a pink bathing suit, but I’m still not sure. I think we need to do a background check.”
“What do you mean I’m not the next ‘Swan’?”
RuPaul’s got nothing on me honey!!
I told you the pumps were amazing with M1T, just check out my pecs Bro.
Results from Patrick Arnolds latest PH creation, 44-DD.
"Who put my full picture on the goddamn forum? yelled a livid T.C. Louma.
“Martha, stop decorating and get your sexy ass over here.”
Things go horribly wrong at the correctional facility.
Bench more than me?
She has a bigger dick than me!
Every time you masturbate, god puts a fitness model on anabolic steroids.
Please, think of the fitness models.
I got the belly button ring to make me look more feminine. Is it working?
Choice 1:
When I took HGH, I thought it would only make my boobs bigger…
Choice 2:
If you think Im big, wait til you see my cock.
“Okay, so Jay Cutler, a female gorilla, and a biological engineer walk into a bar…”
Just fifteen minutes a day, three days a week on a Bowflex and you can look like this!
What do you get when you cross Linda Hamilton, Iggy Pop, 4 nipples, and a bottle of test? Come on, I dare you to guess.
Switching roles Maria Shriver takes on hubby Arnold to try her hand in the film Pumping Iron.
“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille”