[quote]DSmolken wrote:
maraudermeat wrote:
She looks at me and said- “did you shit in the washing machine?”
I think I just strained a trap laughing. Those are words I bet you never thought you’d hear.
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once you get married and have kids you do and say things that you thought you never would.
meat
Look at the bright side.
Your ass is helping propel you upwards.
Rocket power baby!
You jinxed me you bastard!
Yesterday after reading this thread, i was doing some deadlift triples, and at the end of my 5th set, i let out a very long, warm, and juicy fart lasting about 8 seconds. Not leakage exactly, but it still had me thinking about this and cracking up.
Well stop taking it in the ass and your ass should heal up eventually. There is no way the OP is serious, but its a great thread.