T Nation

Who Killed General Patton?


"Until recently, it was only speculation that Patton had been assassinated. Now it is known for a fact. And it is know for a very simple reason. Because an agent of the well-known OSS (Office of Strategic Services) or American military spy, a certain Douglas Bazata, a Jew of Lebanese origin, announced it in front of 450 invited guests; high ranking, ex-members of the OSS, in the Hilton Hotel in Washington, the 25th of September, 1979. Bazata said, word-for-word:

"For divers political reasons, many extremely high-ranking persons hated Patton. I know who killed him. Because I am the one who was hired to do it. Ten thousand dollars. General William Donovan himself, director of the O.S.S, entrusted me with the mission. I set up the accident. Since he didn't die in the accident, he was kept in isolation in the hospital, where he was killed with an injection."



Sons of bitches!


Damn those divers and their politics. Why can't they just stay underwater?


Ask rrjc5488. Then ask yourself: what are the other 5487 rrjcs plotting at this very moment?

The world is a scary place.


"Patton" is on AMC again. I forgot how much I love that movie. Such an interesting man.