[quote]Sikkario wrote:
Man I fucking hate old people.
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Old people piss me off because they are too slow. When I go shopping, I like to be in and out. But there are always old people who just stand there in the middle of the aisle, staring at a can of tomato paste for like 20 minutes! I mean, what is so captivating about a can of tomato paste? UGH. It is just so aggravating. Now I just ram their carts out of the way. Sometimes I will push their carts all the way down to the end of the aisle, that way when they are done staring at that can of garbanzo beans, they wont know where their cart is and totally freak out!
Old people need to stop driving. I can’t even count how many times I have almost been in a collision because old people somehow forgot how to use their turn signal, or because they simply forgot how to drive altogether. I really think that something should be done about old people and driving. It needs to stop. No more old drivers.
Old people also smell really funny. Like an old smell, kind of like death and feet and old furniture. I was at easter dinner at my moms last week, and her husband’s mom was there. She is like a thousand years old and needs an oxygen tank. God this woman was making me sick. I am trying to eat, and she is sitting at the table wheezing, and breathing all heavy, and she smells like gross old stink. I just had to stop eating because she was making me sick. And she would try and jion the conversation, and when she talks spittle would fly out of her old mouth all over everything. It was so disgusting.
Old people also don’t know what they are talking about half the time. It’s like they get confused, and forget the point they were trying to make, so they change the entire subject/story. This really frustrates me, because they get upset when you try to make them stay on subject. Like it is some really big deal. I was at the store yesterday, looking at this beer that is only brewed during the spring, and this old couple asks me: “Tell me what is that there?” and I tell them that it is a seasonal beer. “Oh, yeah, I wonder what that is there? Do you know?” and I repeat, “It is a beer that is only brewed during the spring. It is a hot seller right now, it was in the paper yesterday”. “Oh yeah, well the snow still hasn’t melted, you know?” and then the wife mumbles something, she looked really upset, I just want to leave, so I say “Well, you know, if they called them sad meals, no one would buy them!” and I just walked away.
Uh, yeah.