[quote]John S. wrote:
He makes it the center of his universe, and infact come on here not to talk about training, debate whats going on in the world just to talk about how we are a bunch of biggots for not recognizing him and his gay lifestyle. [/quote]
I’ve debated on other issues I care about, like religion, politics, nutrition, and bodybuilding. Maybe you need to get out more?
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
I was actually beginning to think, “WTF…if they want to get married so fucking badly, let 'em. Marriage is sacred to me but I don’t want to judge others and what they do.”
Then you wrote that garbage.
Go back behind the dumpsters and in the abandoned buildings.
[/quote]
Knowing you were so close to changing your mind warms the cockles of my heart.
Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There’s only one stool left.
One guy says “Lets flip for it”
But another says “No, Lets flip it over”
Confused Bank Robber
Two lovers fall on hard times and decided to rob a bank together.
The first lover plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second lover in great detail.
The robbery begins.
The first lover drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the other lover, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," he said.
He goes in the bank while the other waits in the getaway car.
One minute passes, two minutes pass...seven minutes pass - and the first lover is really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open and out he comes. He's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.
About the time he gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.
The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon.
As the guys are getting away, the first lover says "I thought you understood the plan!"
The second lover said, "I did! I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," he replied. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!" Three homos, two married and the 3rd because its an ‘open-minded threesome’ are flying a plane. Suddenly one of the engines catches fire. The plane is going down for sure. So the homo captain turns to his ‘co-pilot’ and says, “There’s only two parachutes! What about Bruce in the back??” The second homo says, “Ah, fuck him!!”
To which the captain says: “Do you think we have time?”
Two homos adopt 2 boys, one older than the other. On his 16th birthday, the younger son rushes home and says to one of the adopting dads: “Dad, can I borrow the car? I just got my license!!” The dad says, “Sure son, if you blow me first!” The boy, desperate to drive himself for the first time, agrees and kneels down in front of the dad. “Jesus, dad, your dick tastes like shit!!” The dad says, “Oh that’s right…I let your brother borrow the car.”
[quote]John S. wrote:
jre67t wrote:
I hope 4life is really not from Texas.
If he is I wander how he survived for so long.[/quote]
He’s been relatively monogamous.
While forlife isn’t exactly respectful in my estimation, this is ugly.
[quote]PRCalDude wrote:
John S. wrote:
jre67t wrote:
I hope 4life is really not from Texas.
If he is I wander how he survived for so long.
He’s been relatively monogamous. [/quote]
Is that even possible?
And to sloth, yes this is pretty ugly. Its probably going to get a lot worse.
[quote]Sloth wrote:
While forlife isn’t exactly respectful in my estimation, this is ugly. [/quote]
I haven’t seen any real nasty jokes. I think most have been pretty mellow.
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Two homos adopt 2 boys, one older than the other. On his 16th birthday, the younger son rushes home and says to one of the adopting dads: “Dad, can I borrow the car? I just got my license!!” The dad says, “Sure son, if you blow me first!” The boy, desperate to drive himself for the first time, agrees and kneels down in front of the dad. “Jesus, dad, your dick tastes like shit!!” The dad says, “Oh that’s right…I let your brother borrow the car.”[/quote]
eh…That one’s kinda eerie…it’s like foreshadowing…
[quote]forlife wrote:
Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding
God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that
knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the
homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22
clearly states it to be an abomination… End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some
other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.
Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both
male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A
friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can
you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as
sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do
you think would be a fair price for her?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while
she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem
is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know
it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The
problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should
I smite them?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath.Exodus 35:2.
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him
myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating
shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than
homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of
abomination?
Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of
God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I
wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some
wiggle- room here?
Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed,
including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly
forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a
dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting
two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments
made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends
to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the
trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16.
Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do
with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively and thus
enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am
confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us
that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.
Your adoring fan,
Laughparty.com [/quote]
Good grief that was funny as hell, I did actually LOL! My favorite was number one…
[quote]forlife wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
I was actually beginning to think, “WTF…if they want to get married so fucking badly, let 'em. Marriage is sacred to me but I don’t want to judge others and what they do.”
Then you wrote that garbage.
Go back behind the dumpsters and in the abandoned buildings.
Knowing you were so close to changing your mind warms the cock of my heart.[/quote]
Who might that be, and why bring him into this conversation?
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Knowing you were so close to changing your mind warms the cock of my heart.
Who might that be, and why bring him into this conversation?
[/quote]
Is sex all you heteros ever think about?
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
forlife wrote:
… End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some
other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.
I was actually beginning to think, “WTF…if they want to get married so fucking badly, let 'em. Marriage is sacred to me but I don’t want to judge others and what they do.”
Then you wrote that garbage.
Go back behind the dumpsters and in the abandoned buildings.
[/quote]
You know, you got a lot of nerve talking about what garbage people write, considering most of the junk you write is exactly that.
Meet you at Riverchon 4life ok
[quote]pat wrote:
GCF wrote:
pat wrote:
Since we have had the Gay marriage agenda rammed down our throats lately,
I just skimmed the titles of two pages of threads. It looked like three of them pertained to gay marriage. One of them was this one.
Have you always been such a cry baby?
Edit: Oops forgot to add my gay marriage joke:
“The Bush administration renewed its call for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. So I guess they feel the only time that guys should be on top of each other naked is in an Iraqi prison.” ?Jay Leno
haha
Actually, this would be #5…Who are you again?[/quote]
I still count 3 but even so, 4 threads out of 70… hardly being rammed down anyones throat is it?
Harden up. Cry baby.
I’m GCF. Who are you?
[quote]jayski wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
forlife wrote:
… End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some
other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.
I was actually beginning to think, “WTF…if they want to get married so fucking badly, let 'em. Marriage is sacred to me but I don’t want to judge others and what they do.”
Then you wrote that garbage.
Go back behind the dumpsters and in the abandoned buildings.
You know, you got a lot of nerve talking about what garbage people write, considering most of the junk you write is exactly that.[/quote]
Ever seen me insult God and the billions of people who are devout? No? Then shut your cock-vacuum.
[quote]forlife wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Knowing you were so close to changing your mind warms the cock of my heart.
Who might that be, and why bring him into this conversation?
Is sex all you heteros ever think about?[/quote]
Actually, the homosexual lifestyle is the one that’s being promoted these days — irresponsible sex, no children, pleasure as the dominant goal in life. The gay agenda is becoming the hetero agenda, thanks to Hollywood the Whore and the Mainstream media.
One day soon though, God will take a nice big shit and you’ll all be flushed into the dustbin of history.
"Heterosexuals are being brainwashed to function “on the quiet,” “out of the public view,” so that we don’t “offend” our gay brothers and sisters. There are exceptions but generally speaking our lifestyle and rituals are not celebrated. Instead they are portrayed in a jaundiced way.
On the other hand, homosexual behavior is portrayed as cool and trendy. Kate Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl” got more than a million views on YouTube.
Certainly, there is an obsession with male-female sex but mostly in homosexual terms, i.e. promiscuous and anonymous. Heterosexuals are being turned into homosexuals in the sense of being unable to establish a permanent bond with the opposite sex.
Heterosexuality is the basis of the natural life-cycle; it is not a “sexual preference.” Non-gays, especially women, are naturally monogamous because heterosexuality ultimately is about procreation.
Heterosexual norms and institutions are routinely ridiculed and affronted in the mass media."
[quote]John S. wrote:
forlife wrote:
Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding
God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that
knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the
homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22
clearly states it to be an abomination… End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some
other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.
Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both
male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A
friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can
you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as
sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do
you think would be a fair price for her?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while
she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem
is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know
it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The
problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should
I smite them?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath.Exodus 35:2.
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him
myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating
shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than
homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of
abomination?
Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of
God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I
wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some
wiggle- room here?
Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed,
including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly
forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a
dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting
two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments
made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends
to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the
trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16.
Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do
with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively and thus
enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am
confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us
that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.
Your adoring fan,
So how does it feel knowing that every second of your life you have to defend your mental defect… I mean life style?
[/quote]
It was still a lot funnier (and more telling) than the gay marriage jokes, though I’d seen it before. Not that I wouldn’t mind seeing some funny gay marriage jokes. People need to lighten up and learn to laugh, even at touching subjects.
I’m waiting for someone to come out with some huge, over-the top dude-to-dude civil union spoof on those obnoxious Lexus commericals. That would be funny. An extended skit on gay divorce also has potential to be really funny.
[quote]GCF wrote:
pat wrote:
GCF wrote:
pat wrote:
Since we have had the Gay marriage agenda rammed down our throats lately,
I just skimmed the titles of two pages of threads. It looked like three of them pertained to gay marriage. One of them was this one.
Have you always been such a cry baby?
Edit: Oops forgot to add my gay marriage joke:
“The Bush administration renewed its call for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. So I guess they feel the only time that guys should be on top of each other naked is in an Iraqi prison.” ?Jay Leno
haha
Actually, this would be #5…Who are you again?
I still count 3 but even so, 4 threads out of 70… hardly being rammed down anyones throat is it?
Harden up. Cry baby.
I’m GCF. Who are you?[/quote]
Well, you can’t count. And it has to do with the time condensed time frame in which they appear, you don’t need 3 simultaneous debates about the same topic.
And I don’t get hard for dudes, so sorry. I am not here cruising for ass, you have to bark up another tree.
[quote]forlife wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Knowing you were so close to changing your mind warms the cock of my heart.
Who might that be, and why bring him into this conversation?
Is sex all you heteros ever think about?[/quote]
No, I think a lot about training…