[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
sluicy wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
sluicy wrote:
Damici wrote:
Just you wait until they get a little older and start getting married and BREEDING. The conversation quickly morphs from uninteresting to mind-fucking-numbingly intolerable.
- TRUST. ME. *
Oh man, what is the worst is being with multiple other couples ALL who have infant/toddler children and the guys and gals split up. The gals always talk about all the nuances of motherhood. I like to be respectful to the people we choose to hang out with, but often I just can’t take it, and I just do whatever the guys are doing because it’s usually carnival level fun compared to the diaper talk.
It’s not always like this, but with the majority of people our age who are married with whom we have contact. Not all, but many.
I hate to be so negative but it’s true.
Just wait until you’re the one with infant/toddler aged children and you’re stuck at home with them all day and your own life is mind numbingly fucking boring and you want to go where the guys are having carnival fun and stab your husband to death because he’s having carnival fun and you’re stuck with sticky kids and diapers and the satisfaction of killing him outweighs the idea of prison. Plus, in prison you have a better chance of no one puking in your bed.
I hate to be so negative but it’s true.
Happily, they get old enough to babysit so you can finally have your life back and develop some interests outside of shitty diapers and thoughts of homicide.
Oh dear…
Ouroboro, I wasn’t making fun of people who have children. Did you think I was? (This is where internet posting leaves me clueless because there are no faces or voice tones.) Motherhood is something very honorable for which I don’t think I’d ever be ready. But when you don’t have kids, and all your friends do, it’s difficult to relate to the degree to which all aspects of babyhood occupy the conversation. I’m really sorry if I offended you or anyone else, it wasn’t my intent to put down people who chose to have children while we have not.
Oh, I wasn’t offended. It’s funny, the time of life when our kids are that age was very difficult for me. All the other mommy’s would go on about how happy they were. It was the best thing ever. Bla, bla, bla. All I could do was look at them and think “You’re all a bunch of fucking liars.” Turns out, when we talk about it 10 years later, we were all lying. All the boring mommy talk is a code for ‘rescue me’
That’s one reason why I can’t understand why, when people reach middle age, they view their lives as set in stone and winding down. I feel like mine is finally really beginning for me.
Now I bore the crap out of people with talk of competition totals, squat suits and supplements. [/quote]
Ok, phew
That’s funny/interesting…
You can come to my gatherings and talk about totals and suits and so forth and I’ll drool… (like the toddlers drooling over their yogurt snacks, but just to be consistent).