[quote]DBCooper wrote:
No, and since this is the complimenting back and forth thread I’ll refrain from throwing insults at your whore of a mother for giving them to me.[/quote]
so the story is that if your house was leveled by a tornado, it would improve property values in your neighborhood.
Would everybody please leave their mothers out of this thread???
wait…
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
No, and since this is the complimenting back and forth thread I’ll refrain from throwing insults at your whore of a mother for giving them to me.[/quote]
so the story is that if your house was leveled by a tornado, it would improve property values in your neighborhood.[/quote]
It’s a true story. It would and it did improve property values. It never rains there anymore, it’s always 80 degrees with a slight breeze and lillies growing everywhere and little cherubs running around in the streets naked and kids playing and the roads are made out of chocolate and the houses of gingerbread and the sky is filled with big, puffy marshmallow clouds and the creek is full of lemonade and all is swell there now that my house has been crushed by a tornado in a horrific oddity that killed two, maimed four others and has left me emotionally-scarred beyond repair for the rest of what will surely be a lonely, desolate existence.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Would everybody please leave their mothers out of this thread???
neelydan selects yo momma as his guess for The Best Lay On T-Nation ™
wait…[/quote]
I’m really happy to visit this site, to see the new concepts that are ground breaking and radical as it pertains to “Losing fat and staying strong!” and “Gettin’ MASSIVE with food!” and my favorite as of late “Shatter your Plateaus!”
neelydan, the term ‘loading your dishwashwer’ does not mean getting my mom drunk.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Would everybody please leave their mothers out of this thread???
wait…[/quote]
YO - is it true that you’ve married 3 times and still have the same in-laws?
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Would everybody please leave their mothers out of this thread???
wait…[/quote]
YO - is it true that you’ve married 3 times and still have the same in-laws?[/quote]
Hey, I can divorce Yo Daddy as my husband, but he’s still gonna be my brother.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Would everybody please leave their mothers out of this thread???
wait…[/quote]
YO - is it true that you’ve married 3 times and still have the same in-laws?[/quote]
Hey, I can divorce Yo Daddy as my husband, but he’s still gonna be my brother.[/quote]
is it true that your hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan?
not reading thread
dont know whats going on in here
but all who participate shall suffer
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
OP <3’s 8===========D[/quote]
And Irish, that is a very nice dick you have there.[/quote]
my dad said you told him the same thing.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
not reading thread
dont know whats going on in here
but all who participate shall suffer[/quote]
you really make me feel intelligent when you post, Rock!
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
not reading thread
dont know whats going on in here
but all who participate shall suffer[/quote]
you really make me feel intelligent when you post, Rock![/quote]
Someone has to make you feel good about yourself you worthless miserable piece of shit. Set your face on fire.
God clearly does not exist, I mean, look at you and tell me there is mercy in this world.
I would burn you at a stake but Im sure no one would show up or care that you died. It would be a waste of a match and wood.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
not reading thread
dont know whats going on in here
but all who participate shall suffer[/quote]
you really make me feel intelligent when you post, Rock![/quote]
Someone has to make you feel good about yourself wyou worthless miserable piece of shit. Set your face on fire.
God clearly does not exist, I mean, look at you and tell me there is mercy in this world.
I would burn you at a stake but Im sure no one would show up or care that you died. It would be a waste of a match and wood.
[/quote]
my face doesn’t really hurt, but clearly its killing you!
(Rock is my undead BFF)
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
not reading thread
dont know whats going on in here
but all who participate shall suffer[/quote]
you really make me feel intelligent when you post, Rock![/quote]
Someone has to make you feel good about yourself wyou worthless miserable piece of shit. Set your face on fire.
God clearly does not exist, I mean, look at you and tell me there is mercy in this world.
I would burn you at a stake but Im sure no one would show up or care that you died. It would be a waste of a match and wood.
[/quote]
my face doesn’t really hurt, but clearly its killing you!
(Rock is my undead BFF)[/quote]
…and we danced all night
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
not reading thread
dont know whats going on in here
but all who participate shall suffer[/quote]
you really make me feel intelligent when you post, Rock![/quote]
Someone has to make you feel good about yourself you worthless miserable piece of shit. Set your face on fire.
God clearly does not exist, I mean, look at you and tell me there is mercy in this world.
I would burn you at a stake but Im sure no one would show up or care that you died. It would be a waste of a match and wood.
[/quote]
Gingers start fires with just a touch, Rock.
You have to freeze them to death.
Q - how do you get a Ginger to argue with you?
A - say something.
Q - how do you get a Ginger’s mood to change?
A - wait ten minutes.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Q - how do you get a Ginger to argue with you?
A - say something.
Q - how do you get a Ginger’s mood to change?
A - wait ten minutes.[/quote]
I have heard that before but with Woman instead of Ginger.
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
I’m really happy to visit this site, to see the new concepts that are ground breaking and radical as it pertains to “Losing fat and staying strong!” and “Gettin’ MASSIVE with food!” and my favorite as of late “Shatter your Plateaus!”
[/quote]
I have no compliments to add but I read that last thing as “Shatter your platypus!”
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
Q - how do you get a Ginger to argue with you?
A - say something.
Q - how do you get a Ginger’s mood to change?
A - wait ten minutes.[/quote]
I have heard that before but with Woman instead of Ginger.[/quote]
I have a Ginger woman.