[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
I don’t eat any dairy, so that makes this pretty easy, and pleasurable.[/quote]
x2
lactose intolerant
Does this include blowing it in her mouth after sex?
If so, I’ll have to ponder some more.
giving or receiving?
don’t forget, giving up cheese would mean giving up pizza.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Shucks, this is eeeeezy. Most women have two other available ports of entry so how in the world would one ever decide to give up cheese? Unthinkable![/quote]
Not the answer I was expecting from you.[/quote]
Ha! Threw you for a loop, huh? That’ll teach you to stay on your toes.
(You’ve got to know I had my tongue-in-me-cheek when I posted that)[/quote]
Tongue or no, I agree. There are more varieties of cheese on the globe than women and I want them all. Not to mention, I prefer the other ports of entry.
As long as the other inputs are available, I’m ditching the bj’s. Mmmm, cheese…
goodbye blowjobs
i could never give up my feta cheese… or pizza
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Shucks, this is eeeeezy. Most women have two other available ports of entry so how in the world would one ever decide to give up cheese? Unthinkable![/quote]
Scared to ask what kind of women don’t have two other ports of entry available.
Does this include fake cheese like the kind made from almond or soy? If I am gonna be with the same woman for the rest of of my life (I am happily married), I am gonna need all three and a couple of hands.
[quote]jolopez wrote:
Scared to ask what kind of women don’t have two other ports of entry available.
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[quote]dianab wrote:
[quote]jolopez wrote:
Scared to ask what kind of women don’t have two other ports of entry available.
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I’ll take the cheese, please
[quote]dianab wrote:
[quote]jolopez wrote:
Scared to ask what kind of women don’t have two other ports of entry available.
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What? No one likes cheese dogs?
Unless the penalty was as severe as getting your cock chopped off, I would cheat like a motherfucker
What happens in Wisconsin stays in Wisconsin?
[quote]jolopez wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Shucks, this is eeeeezy. Most women have two other available ports of entry so how in the world would one ever decide to give up cheese? Unthinkable![/quote]
Scared to ask what kind of women don’t have two other ports of entry available.
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Some women, like me, only allow one other port of entry!
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
[quote]jolopez wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Shucks, this is eeeeezy. Most women have two other available ports of entry so how in the world would one ever decide to give up cheese? Unthinkable![/quote]
Scared to ask what kind of women don’t have two other ports of entry available.
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Some women, like me, only allow one other port of entry![/quote]
The other day a friend of mine gave my wife a tip on how to pleasurably open the port of entry that remains barricaded for many women such as yourself. It had something to do with the application and/or err…installation of cocaine in a non-traditional manner. He said he had done it in his younger days and it was pretty much a win/win for both parties.
Now if you’re thinking my wife and friend went down that road, i.e., he actually showed her the tip (no pun intended), for the record the answer is no.
Anybody ever tried it?
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It could make your dick go numb. Ask Rick James.
Not that I’d waste cocaine, or anything.
It does and will, no Maybe about it.