First, stop. Everything. Please. Listen to me.
Okay, see your doctor. Have him lube his fingers, you know the drill. Now, listen to me:
- Low or Zero Carb diet. Eat like a pig/lion.
Breakfast: how many eggs can I eat? Bacon is good?
Next time you are hungry: we will call it lunch, but I doubt it:
Meat
Salad…lots of veggies
NExt time you are hungry:
Meat
Salad
For snacks:
Almonds…lots of them.
Drink a lot of water.
Try this: HOT-ROX…they sell them here in T-Nation somewhere. Just HOT-ROX.
Gym?
Take it easy: One day a week, something “complex”
A lift
A quick run/sprint/waddle
Three times
One day a week:
A full body exercise. Try Clean and Press. Do it for a bunch of sets. Like ten sets of three
Two days a week:
Work a weak bodypart. Ah, ignore that, work your arms:
Three sets:
Curls
Press
Drink lots of water. Sleep nine or ten hours a night. One day a week, go “play.” It can be a long walk with the wife mixed with rock throwing, dog chasing, lovemaking, I don’t care. Enjoy. Laugh. Commune. Talk. Sprint. Point at funny people.
Take a before picture. Tonight. Take an after in three weeks.
Thank me.
[quote]The Gazelle wrote:
Coach John -
I am fat. There is a bunch of hype about how to lose fat and maintain muscle: kettlebells, GBC, Meltdown training, yadda yadda yadda – makes my head hurt. Please enlighten me on the “simple, yet hard” method to lose fat.
Currently, I am trying jumping rope, hitting the heavy bag, sled drags (old tire for sled), sledgehammering the old tire, kettlebell swings/snatches/c+j’s… all that using a heart rate monitor in sort of an interval fashion (do something until heart rate goes through the roof, then do something else and repeat).
Will this work? Any other tips?
P.S. The will power to stop eating like a linemen would be nice… where do I find it?[/quote]