[quote]heavythrower wrote:
i nominate all the threads where DarkNinja and THEBODYGUARD go at it. those were pure gold!!!
also any thread where X gets trolled. [/quote]
I nominate HeavyThrower for making me wonder who the girls in his avatar are more than any other poster.
…so who’s the girl in your avitar dammit?[/quote]
Yeah and NO SHIT award goes to HT, come on bro I know its the holidays and family, friends yada yada yada but who the hell is that chick in your avatar. This is getting cruel now man.
[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:
I never post in GAL, but my favorite thread of the year was that one where CBear was talking shit to a guy who was deployed asking for nudie pics of T-Vixens, and she insinuated this would lead to him getting his unit killed in a gunfight…it was a real cunty move…Pegg came in and smoothed things out…
Too lazy to find link…
BTW, did someone mention that eliteballa came back? That is epic…though I resent him using a portion of my username[/quote]
That would be Valor, whose “poor me, my wife refuses to give head” thread is responsible for getting IH and I together…if Valor hadn’t abandoned his wife’s cat in the woods to a pack of wolves in retaliation for NOT getting head, I would never have started posting and IH and I wouldn’t have gotten together…
[quote]anonym wrote:
OctoberGirl gets my vote for random, out-of-left-field chop-bustings.
I don’t see a single post from her for weeks on end, and next thing I know, she jumps into a thread and starts digging into someone hardcore.
As someone who appreciates a good lul, it is always nice to be able to grab my popcorn for such events.[/quote]
Just saw this… … what an asshole
Kidding. ;>
I wish I could blame those on a medical condition like bipolar or psychosis but it was usually Senor Tequila. Amazing how warm and fuzzy I am now. Boring, but warm and fuzzy.
[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:
I never post in GAL, but my favorite thread of the year was that one where CBear was talking shit to a guy who was deployed asking for nudie pics of T-Vixens, and she insinuated this would lead to him getting his unit killed in a gunfight…it was a real cunty move…Pegg came in and smoothed things out…
Too lazy to find link…
BTW, did someone mention that eliteballa came back? That is epic…though I resent him using a portion of my username[/quote]
That would be Valor, whose “poor me, my wife refuses to give head” thread is responsible for getting IH and I together…if Valor hadn’t abandoned his wife’s cat in the woods to a pack of wolves in retaliation for NOT getting head, I would never have started posting and IH and I wouldn’t have gotten together…[/quote]
[quote]VTBalla34 wrote:
I never post in GAL, but my favorite thread of the year was that one where CBear was talking shit to a guy who was deployed asking for nudie pics of T-Vixens, and she insinuated this would lead to him getting his unit killed in a gunfight…it was a real cunty move…Pegg came in and smoothed things out…
Too lazy to find link…
BTW, did someone mention that eliteballa came back? That is epic…though I resent him using a portion of my username[/quote]
That would be Valor, whose “poor me, my wife refuses to give head” thread is responsible for getting IH and I together…if Valor hadn’t abandoned his wife’s cat in the woods to a pack of wolves in retaliation for NOT getting head, I would never have started posting and IH and I wouldn’t have gotten together…[/quote]
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
In the running for favorite troll was Ironclaws, which I think all of you who do not pay attention to the combat forum missed.
He was our favorite Jack dempsey obsessed, wood splitting lumberjack who planned on getting into a cage anytime now… except he’d never boxed…or grappled… or wrestled.
For days, we lived in fear of the almighty power punching lumberjack.
My favorite quotes about his punching power:
“I have a muscled up back, because when I hit properly it feels like god touching your back.”
“have any of you shit-talkers been hit by anyone who works a sledge hammer every-day for hours, or a serious lumberjack that works the heavy-bag? one that was 200pounds? It felt like a tap?”
For your viewing pleasure:
If that’s 200lbs of serious lumberjack, he’s doing it wrong!!!
[quote]Edgy wrote:
“Most Enigmatic poster with a heart”
our very own Sparkly Vampire ‘Ct. Rockula’.
Cmon, Rock…step up here and take a bow.[/quote]
The people don their clothing
And relax within their homes
But they canâ??t see the danger
When their lives are not their own
Humans are my property
My men, and mine alone
I can rip apart their bodies
And I can chew upon their bones
I can take away their freedom
And take pleasure from their moans
And sadistic in enjoyment
Iâ??ll extract their final moans
The richest man is weakened
Within my wrathful hold
I command him in my anger
And heâ??ll do what he is told
With his paper and his wallet
In his palaces of gold
But Iâ??ll turn them into cardboard
And Iâ??ll line the walls with mould
Then Iâ??ll rip apart the heaters
And Iâ??ll drown you in the cold
Because I own all your spirits
And Iâ??m burninâ?? all your souls!
This is my planet
And this is my land
Holding the world in
The palm of my hand
This is my country
To hell with your king
I own this world now
And you are my things
These are my girlies
And these are my boys
This is all my play set
And you are my toys
These are my crystals
And these are my pearls
I own all the gemstones
â??Cos this is my world
I can rip apart their churches
I can tear up all the priests
I can snap in half the bishops
And raise up the deceased
I can set the world a-burning
And take away the peace
I can dine upon your sorrows
Your pain creates my feast
I can make the world a war zone
And do it all with glee
So kneel upon the ground
Bow down and worship me
My hellish fireâ??s a-burning
You canâ??t escape the flames
The inferno continues blazing
Through thunder and the rains
The heat destroys your bodies
And I revel in all your pains
And as you spatter upon the floor
Iâ??ll lick up the bloody stains
The rules are mine to twist and bend
In my cruel sadistic games
And yes, you can see it in my eyes
They burn because Iâ??m insane
This is my planet
And this is my land
Holding the world in
The palm of my hand
This is my country
To hell with your king
I own this world now
And you are my things
These are my girlies
And these are my boys
This is all my play set
And you are my toys
These are my crystals
And these are my pearls
I own all the gemstones
â??Cos this is my world
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Once you get people saying eating a gram of Coke is better than someone else who eats more you know the hypocrites are out in force.[/quote]
So you honestly are looking at the situation with such a black and white perspective?
1gm = SPED class; repeat grade 8, but can eventually earn a living doing low-skill blue collar work.
1oz = full retard; stay in HS until you are 22, then bag groceries under supervision as a novelty/act of charity.
