GuysTo The Girls...

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Roy dresses in drag and orders pizza.

Franticaly he begs for extra sausage.
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LOL!!

But the problem is that they don’t deliver “plain hot yogurt” for the money shots!

[quote]Roy wrote:
While the author of this list was writing this, his wife was probably out banging the pizza deliver man. Notice I said man, that’s because women like men, not list-writing she-men.

I bet there’s alot of happy pizzamen out there right now.[/quote]

lol, have you even read the list? It’s about the problems that REAL men encounter in relationships. So if none of these things sound familiar, maybe you should start wondering why there’s always some left-over pizza in the fridge when you get back from the nail-salon every saturday.

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
SkyzykS wrote:
Roy dresses in drag and orders pizza.

Franticaly he begs for extra sausage.

LOL!!

But the problem is that they don’t deliver “plain hot yogurt” for the money shots!

[/quote]

Thats when he does his best catwalk strut on down to the gyro shop.

Turkish style, special sauce.

  1. For convenience’s sake we often pretend to be unreceptive and aloof. We are still aware of your blond mustache and it must go

  2. (applicable mainly to those born after 1985. Not worth #1 status) Text Messaging is pointless.

Sounds like Roy has some experience with his wife banging a pizza guy.

Either that or he’s a pizza guy who got laid by some fat hog.