Zombies in Texas

I live in Austin. I am always prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse. Who’s laughing now?

Zombies in Texas?

Damn, I hope they can eat something else besides brains.

Haha, I like how they automatically assume the person who did it was a “computer genius”.

Slow zombies dont scare me so much as the fast ones do.

[quote]skaz05 wrote:
That’s awesome.[/quote]

Very awesome indeed!

but would you survive the zombie apocalypse?

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie

[quote]miroku333 wrote:
but would you survive the zombie apocalypse?

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie[/quote]

I’ve got a 62% chance, I’m going to need some back up.

Haha, that was my best prank so far… I’m a computer genius.


Ya Never Know

this is madness

[quote]dday wrote:
miroku333 wrote:
but would you survive the zombie apocalypse?

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie

I’ve got a 62% chance, I’m going to need some back up.

[/quote]

68%. I’m kind of ashamed of myself now.

[quote]AssClown wrote:
dday wrote:
miroku333 wrote:
but would you survive the zombie apocalypse?

http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/zombie

I’ve got a 62% chance, I’m going to need some back up.

68%. I’m kind of ashamed of myself now.[/quote]

I’m 68% as well.

That’s okay, I think brains will probably taste good.

OK guys. Let’s play a game.

Imagine that you are like Will Smith in I Am Legend. You and your partner are the last human survivors of the zombie invasion in your city. You need to live, fighting back zombies, and escape to the survivor camp.
What do you bring with you?
Choose:

-Weapon

-Partner

-Transport

-Hideout

-Outfit/Armor

-last words before your imminent demise.

mine:
-Weapon: two uzis and a katana

-Partner: Schwarzenegger

-Transport: Army Hummer

-Hideout: White House (They have a bowling alley and shit)

-Outfit/Armor: regular clothes, but

when I go zombie huntin’

-last words before your imminent demise:
“Your mom’s a zombie.”
or

That was great. By the way, World War Z by Max Brooks (he did Zombie Survival guide) is brilliant. Way better than ZSG.

But the best of all has to be my webseries–I Am Not Infected.

Go to http://www.iamnotinfected.com and check it out. New episode should be up sometime this week.

I am the dude in the red Dinosaur comics t-shirt.

-Hartley

[quote]JimmyBoom wrote:
That was great. By the way, World War Z by Max Brooks (he did Zombie Survival guide) is brilliant. Way better than ZSG.

But the best of all has to be my webseries–I Am Not Infected.

Go to http://www.iamnotinfected.com and check it out. New episode should be up sometime this week.

I am the dude in the red Dinosaur comics t-shirt.

-Hartley[/quote]

I read World War Z and loved it. It went so much more in depth about how the zombie apocalypse would affect the entire world, instead of most books that focus on a small group of people or city.

I’m from Austin i didn’t see no fucking zombies.

[quote]Artem wrote:
OK guys. Let’s play a game.

Imagine that you are like Will Smith in I Am Legend. You and your partner are the last human survivors of the zombie invasion in your city. You need to live, fighting back zombies, and escape to the survivor camp.
What do you bring with you?
Choose:

-Weapon

-Partner

-Transport

-Hideout

-Outfit/Armor

-last words before your imminent demise.
[/quote]

-Weapons: AR-15 with chainsaw bayonet A Chainsaw Bayonet Strapped to an AR-15 Rifle is the Ultimate Zombie Killing Weapon , Glock 17 sidearm

-Partner: T-101, or Alice

-Transport: Deuce and a Half

-Hideout: Mall

-Outfit/Armour: Chain mail for shark bites w/ kevlar underneath

-Last words: “I picked a helluva week to quit methamphetamines.”

I think I was close to 80%, but the coupon thing said I had no soul.

[quote]pookie wrote:
Zombies in Texas?

Damn, I hope they can eat something else besides brains.
[/quote]

ohhhhhhh

[quote]Artem wrote:
OK guys. Let’s play a game.

Imagine that you are like Will Smith in I Am Legend. You and your partner are the last human survivors of the zombie invasion in your city. You need to live, fighting back zombies, and escape to the survivor camp.
What do you bring with you?

[/quote]

mine:
-Weapon: Some atomic bombs and a watercooled machine gun

-Partner: Chuck Norris

-Transport: A fucking tank.

-Hideout: A marine base with those big machine gun towers.

-Outfit/Armor: Level 5 armor that is zombie-bite proof

-last words before your imminent demise: “fuck it”