Has anyone read the Zombie Survival Guide? It's hilarious. The tone is completely serious.
I've played my share of Resident Evil and other assorted zombie games, and this test mentioned nothing about getting the crowbar to open the stuck metal door which leads to a desk drawer that you use the diamond key on only to get a diary of one of the victims that you have to inspect to see the knight key that is embedded on the underside of the diary. But on your way to the knight door zombie blackbirds bust through the window and attack you.
After that fiasco, you approach a corner only to have two lickers come at you and kill you... if only you hadn't have dropped the submachine gun for the crowbar, if only. The bad thing is that you hadn't saved in 1.5 hrs because you were saving ink ribbons.
Crap, now I want to play that game.