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Zombie Mice


#1

Austraillian Scientists have done the Umbrella Inc. thing and have created "zombie mice" or mice which can regenerate any organ except the brain. The organs can even withstand damage and COMPLETE REMOVAL and still regenrate.

Another thing that follows suit of Shaun Of The Dead is the fact that when fetal liver cells were injected into ordinary mice, they inherited the regeneration trait. OMG THEY CAN INFECT OTHERS!
TEH ZOMBIE RATS WILL TAKE OVER!

I got more stuff on my site xncstudios.tripod.com, mostly where I got it from and Rasident Evil/Shaun Of The Dead references

But I think this is really interesting. Imagine being able to cure cancer by removing the infected organ.


#2

I keep telling people but no-one believes me.

The Zombie Apocolypse is coming people. Be prepared!!!!


#3

Guess that sucks for you if you have brain cancer then huh!


#4

I heard that john bobbit was thinking about investing


#5

lol, that would also lead to such things as NINJA SURGERY...
You sit in a dark room, inches away from death, your heart beating its last few beats, when suddenly, you experience an immense pain, and seconds later, you're healthy again.

And that's when yu realize you're pregnant with the ninja surgeons baby.


#6

My sword is ready.


#7

Or Chuck Norriss'


#8

...This is getting serious.

I had no idea...
Whatever shall we do?

..wait -there's a noise ...coming from behind that door....

I'll just go see who it is.....


#9

I'll take zombies over people anyday.....


#10

http://www.sword-buyers-guide.com

Be prepared in style, on a budget.

The Grosse Messer or the Tenchi... decisions, decisions...


#11

mine also...
it's time to use it... and show some style :wink:


#12

Amen! Time to thumb through the old "Bible" again:


#13

Then tonight I'll gas up the chainsaw, saw off the shotgun, add a wrist strap to the sledge, and start backing the car into the garage...

Hmm...where to get some cheap body armor...


#14

of all the doomsday prophecies out there, i have to say, i hope we all go out with ninja swords and zombie swarms. much better than some boring meteor


#15

I better go dust off my cricket bat.


#16

Just in case :

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

  1. Organize before they rise!
  2. They feel no fear, why should you?
  3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
  4. Blades don?t need reloading.
  5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
  6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
  7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
  8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
  9. No place is safe, only safer.
  10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

#17

Hmm...Well I think it's about time for us to pack up our stuff and leave.