mine are my headphones. despite having a very long wire, which could prove useful, i don't think i'll last very long with them.
Mine's my dog...
I'm a dead man
A pillow, yay...
a BBQ lighter... Could prove useful
We're all clearly unprepared for a zombie apocalypse...from this moment on I'm walking around with my .357
Just to be on the safe side
Cup of cold coffee, stapler, my crackberry, whiteout, rubberband and a nickel.
we're all going to die.
The top limb of a PSE training recurve, Hot Head by Simon Ings, and a finished personal bottle of Belaya Berezka Russian vodka.
MacGyver could have made a semi-automatic machine gun out of that
Pocket Knife with steel toe boots on. I give myself an hour.
your pocket knife is wearing steel toe boots? thats one bad ass knife
Damn straight I dont fuck around.
a victorian fire range (lit)
A sledgehammer, I got lucky huh
A bottle of Balvenie 25 (Scotch) and a bottle of Knob Creek (bouron), some glasses and an ice bucket.
Cigars and a lighter.
At least my death would be painless.
I am a five minute drive away from where I used to work as a tree pruner/ landscaper. In the chainsaw cabinet they have 2 Stihl MS360 saws with 32" bars. I'll be owning the zombies, at least until I run out of gas; I won't have to worry about chain oil, zombie fluids will be sufficient.
All I have is this lousy grapefruit. This will only be useful if Kai Greene becomes a zombie and I can distract him with it.