Zombie Apocalypse: Choose Your Weapon


mine are my headphones. despite having a very long wire, which could prove useful, i don’t think i’ll last very long with them.

Mine’s my dog…

I’m a dead man

A desk…useless.

A pillow, yay…

a BBQ lighter… Could prove useful

We’re all clearly unprepared for a zombie apocalypse…from this moment on I’m walking around with my .357

Just to be on the safe side

a fid.

Cup of cold coffee, stapler, my crackberry, whiteout, rubberband and a nickel.

Shit.

we’re all going to die.

The top limb of a PSE training recurve, Hot Head by Simon Ings, and a finished personal bottle of Belaya Berezka Russian vodka.

Almost useful.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Cup of cold coffee, stapler, my crackberry, whiteout, rubberband and a nickel.

Shit.[/quote]

MacGyver could have made a semi-automatic machine gun out of that

Pocket Knife with steel toe boots on. I give myself an hour.

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Pocket Knife with steel toe boots on. I give myself an hour.[/quote]

your pocket knife is wearing steel toe boots? thats one bad ass knife

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Pocket Knife with steel toe boots on. I give myself an hour.[/quote]

your pocket knife is wearing steel toe boots? thats one bad ass knife [/quote]

Damn straight I dont fuck around.

a victorian fire range (lit)

A wall?

Uh…

A sledgehammer, I got lucky huh

A bottle of Balvenie 25 (Scotch) and a bottle of Knob Creek (bouron), some glasses and an ice bucket.

Cigars and a lighter.

At least my death would be painless.

I am a five minute drive away from where I used to work as a tree pruner/ landscaper. In the chainsaw cabinet they have 2 Stihl MS360 saws with 32" bars. I’ll be owning the zombies, at least until I run out of gas; I won’t have to worry about chain oil, zombie fluids will be sufficient.

All I have is this lousy grapefruit. This will only be useful if Kai Greene becomes a zombie and I can distract him with it.