SPECIAL NOTE (The events that follow are due to me not following the directions properly on the bottle. It’s not the ZMA’s fault or Biotests . . . just my own oafishness. It could have happened with any pills.)
So I took my ZMA before I headed into the shower and I noticed I felt a little funny in the throat. Kind of like a pill got stuck halfway down and was sticking to the side. I’ve felt this way before so I thought nothing of it.
I tried swallowing some more water but that didn’t make it go away, but it always did eventually so I let it go.
Then . . . out of nowhere . . . I suddenly belch and a SPRAY OF ZMA POWDER BURSTS OUT OF MY MOUTH LIKE AN A-BOMB MUSHROOM CLOUD.
The worst part was I lost a bunch of ZMA.