You ever heard anyone say “you’re on my list”? Well, I’ve got a list, literally. There are certain people who, if I ever saw them in person, I would go up to and beat their ass or go down in flames trying, just to say that when I had the chance I fucking took it. Here’s the top ten:
Brody Jenner/Spencer Pratt/that dirty fucker from The Hills
Leonard Marshall (that fucker from the Giants who took out Joe Montana)
Who’s on YOUR LIST?