your favorite movie lines of all tiime

The Bonnie situation is classic!

Pulp Fiction has so many good lines.

“That must be your accomplice there in the woodchipper”

Francis Macdormand in “Fargo”

“Hit the Tight End so hard his girlfriend dies”

The studhorse linebacker in the move “The Program” when asked what his assignment was on a certain play.

“Have you seen my weiner?” - Something About Mary

Damn Jimmy this some real gourmet shit!

Pulp Fiction

(Sorry for the lenght, it just makes so much more sense this way…)

HARTMAN TO PRIVATE PYLE:

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit! You slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Now!

(PYLE climbs back down his side of the obstacle.)

HARTMAN:

Move it! I’m gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, even if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!

(Full Metal Jacket)

arnold in the greatest guy flick of all time, COMMANDO: Arnold, “Sully, remember when i promised to kill you last”. Sully “That’s right matrix, you did!” Arnold, “I lied”
and with that he dropped the guy down a gorge.

How about the entire opening monolouge from “Trainspotting”?

the movie is “Alive.” Two guys are attempting to walk across the Andes after a plane they were on crashed. One of the guys breaks down and starts crying, “we are going to die in these mountains.” (Here comes my favorite line). The other guy grabs him and says: “Then we’ll die walking!”

ok lets recap, last nite we lost my car, accepted stolen money from a transsexualy stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can’t even pronounce. i hate to say it, but maybe we should cut back on the shibbying.

“I don’t gamble”

“What?! I bet you 20 bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day!”

“Nope”

“Give ya two to one odds?!”

“Nope”

“Five to One?”

“Nope”

“Ten to One?”

“Okay!”

“I don’t know how I’m gonna do it, but I’m gonna get ya”

“No ya ain’t”

Blade Runner where Roy talks to Tyrell

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain”

“The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy.”

And since so many have mentioned Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs and Mr. Blonde:

“Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?”

“I don’t give a good fuck what you know or don’t know, I’m going to torture you anyway”.

Caddyshack
“You take drugs Danny?”
“Everyday”
“good,good”

Animal House
“THEY TOOK THE BAR!!!”

Blues Brothers
“Were on a mission from God”
or
“Were getting the band back together”

and the #1 of all time from Conan:
To crush our enemies, see them driven before us and hear the lamentation of the women!

Anyone who is in sales would have to say tommy boy has some of the best lines ever. My personal favorite is “no, wait, it’s gotta be your bull”

King arthur- “Are all men from the future loud mouthed bragarts?”

Ash “Just me baby, just me.”

Ho ho ho. Now i’ve got a machine gun

How long could we maintain, I wondered. How long before one of
us starts raving and jabbering at
this boy? What will he think then?
This same lonely desert was the
last known home of the Manson family.
Would he make that grim connection
when my attorney starts screaming
about bats and huge manta rays
coming down on the car?
If so - well, we’ll just have to
cut his head off and bury him
somewhere. Because it goes without
saying that we can’t turn him loose.
He’d report us at once to some kind
of outback Nazi law enforcement
agency, and they’ll run us down
like dogs… Jesus! Did I say that?
Or just think it? Was I talking?
Did they hear me? - hunter thompson

Shit, it doesnt pay to try to help somebody these days. - hunter thompson

“I’ll take that piece from you, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes click” Jesus

“Jesus”

“That’s RIght man, Nobody fucks with the jesus”

“The Sandlot” has some great lines:

“You play baseball like a girl!”

“Pee-drinking crap face”

“There she is…lotionin’, rubbin’, rubbin’ and lotionin’”

“Cool Hand Luke”: “What we’ve got here, is failure to communicate”

How about the whole dialogue from ‘The Blues Brothers’ - man that movie has some awesome one liners. Especially, the scene when they revisit the orphanage where they grew up with the nun. Oh man thats a classic!

Baldwin’s speech in Glen Gary Glen Ross kicks ass.

Donnie Brasco Al Pacino: “FORGET ABOUT IT!”

Another one from Donnie Brasco: “This is a friend of Mine or This is a Friend of ours.”

“Friday” has my personal favorites…

“I’m gonna get you high today cuz it’s Friday, you ain’t got no job, you ain’t got shit to do”

“How you gonna get fired on your day off”

“You got knocked the fuck out!!”

“Janet Jackson. She looked more like Freddy Jackson”

“Playin with my money is like playin with my emotions.”

its not a movie, but here are a couple from futurama:
i’ve never been good with words, which is why i’m in such a delicate conundrum.

i have studied abroad, or two.

“Well maybe when my shit is purple and smells like rainbows…”-Super Troopers