Something you’d be doing in another lifetime but that isn’t a feasible replacement for your current day job.
I have a psychotic attention to detail and have always been fascinated with forgery. The art, not necessarily the crime of it. Has anyone seen the movie, Nueve Reinas (Nine Queens) ? I want to be the man that people fly to from any part of the world and whose artistry they solicit when they want a forged passport or special document. Catch Me If You Can was one of my favorite films for this reason. I would be the Rembrandt of counterfeiting.
Is there a museum dedicated to the history and art of forgery? There should be. Seriously.