For those of you old enough to have them. I'll tolerate a few 90's, but I'm not sure anything important happened in that decade other than the rapid decline in good music toward the end.
Trying to decipher scrambled Cinemax porn
Wearing those gay Zubaz pants, despite not being gay, though that might have crossed into the 90's. Not sure, I try to repress that one
Carrying one of those big handled combs in the back pocket