Why I think I’m a cool cat: By Jack Burton
Am I really writing this?
Edit: tbh, I think a lot of people have different ideas of what “cool” is. Some might say they like me because I’m funny. Some might say that I’m compassionate (stay away from those people. They’re fuckin’ crazy). Some might say it’s because I have a decent style.
To all of those people I say phooey. I do what I do because I like it. I try different things because I might like it (I might even let my girl milk my prostate. As long as she’s not a dirty Filipino). Some people don’t agree with some things I say, but I don’t mind when they say they think I’m full of shit. Most of the time I think they’re full of shit so it works out.
Veg, when you get married, are you going to post less or will the quality of your posts decline? Because if any of those situations might happen, I might have to object.