I want to see what the t-ladies in here have to say as well…
if…
woman turn their noses up at you, when you pass them.
women say to you ‘I could look like that if I really want to’.
you body-check the guy at the supermarket for the last can of tuna on the shelf.
you lay an old-fashion ass-whoopin’ on your man for finshing the last quart of milk, because you needed it for your protein shake.
jaystyles
I guess the better wording should have been ‘T-Vixen’…hey, I haven’t had but one cup of coffee today, so give me a break.
now that’s what i’m talking about
My vision of a T-vixen is someone who is an issue-free, non-game playing, down-to-earth, fun-loving, confident but not arrogant, beautiful but not a bitch, friendly but not a cock-teasing girl.
So you might be a T-vixen if…
you don’t send out mixed signals to guys
you don’t string guys along
you say what you mean and mean what you say
you can handle your drink, but look like you’ve never touched a drop in your life (ie no beer gut/love handles/jaundice)
you compliment your fella on his good taste when he eyes up an attractive lady and reprimand him ONLY when he looks at ugly chicks.
you have the self-confidence to trust her man in the company of attractive females
you like to do it doggy
you never wants “to have a talk” when the game/Junkyard wars/Simpsons is on TV
you know all this and more without having to be told.
God I love T-vixens.
“My vision of a T-vixen is someone who is an issue-free, non-game playing, down-to-earth, fun-loving, confident but not arrogant, beautiful but not a bitch, friendly but not a cock-teasing girl.”
but then we wouldn’t be female!
“My vision of a T-vixen is someone who is an issue-free, non-game playing, down-to-earth, fun-loving, confident but not arrogant, beautiful but not a bitch, friendly but not a cock-teasing girl.”
but then we wouldn’t be female!
No. Too easy an oversimplification. You then wouldnt be GIRLS. Youd be WOMEN.
Big difference! The equivalent would be to say that all guys are sperm donors, men or boyz.
you never wants “to have a talk” when the game/Junkyard wars/Simpsons is on TV
I’m sorry, but this is dumb. If you value a stupid TV show over your relationship, then you’re retarded. Be glad she wants to actually address issues with you instead of just ignoring them and then letting them blow up eventually.
Back on topic… in the off-topic.
You might be a T-Vixen if… You constantly shut me down… damn.
we’re talking about the simpsons here!
My vision of a “T-Vixen” is a girl that lays on her back with legs in the air until I let her know I’m done.
You might be a T-Woman if you broke down and ate a hershey’s kiss from the bowl on your receptionists desk and have spent the rest of the day alternately cursing yourself for your moment of weakness because you don’t even like hershey’s kisses, and agonizing over the macronutrient profile of said kiss and the effect it may have had on your blood sugars and insulin.
You ARE a T-WOMAN if you inspire your guy to be a better man (whatever that entails). Not by coaching him, but by how he feels when he’s with you. A sincere, confident and loving woman can bring the best out of her man (if he wants to be better then he is). God bless these women, for men would self destruct without them…
Come on Sabrina…That’s a neurotic woman… For the love of GOD, have a kiss and embrace it. Indulgence is fine if cut with temperance… kiss kiss
Merlin just get a real doll. No T-Vixen would put up with that for long.
YOU’RE A T-VIXEN IF…
-You’ve ever used an androgen patch, DHEA, or equivalent to get lean and ripped without fear of any potential mascilinizing effects…
-You personally know the “pharmacist” at your gym, and all your close guy friends are acquainted with him…
-You read The Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding (or equivalent) and believe it is THE bible, while your female coworkers read Martha Stewart’s or Oprah’s magazines (or Women’s World, Sunset, whatever)…
-Girl friends think your type of guy looks “gross” and “those muscles are so big it looks gross”…you think their type of guy is way too girly…
-Any heterosexual non-t-man is borderline-gay, as far as you’re concerned…
-You have ever trained in the Martial Arts or any other fighting sport…
-You’ve ever gotten into a fistfight with a guy…and won…
-You have never been “catty” or could never really figure out why many women are “catty”… probably because of the effects of that little bit of extra naturally occurring endogenous testosterone coursing through your system…
-You have ever been told by a boyfriend that your sex drive is out of control, or that you need to realize that sex isn’t the only important thing in a relationship…you’re really a t-vixen if you’ve dumped this guy because the sex wasn’t frequent enough or he liked to snuggle and talk about the relationship too much…
-“Loves to Train” is your #1 criteria for a man/sex slave…
-You’ve ever given your man injections in his glute muscles…
-Your ultimate dream vacation is to train at the Venice Beach Gold’s Gym and/or to meet/train with a bodybuilding legend…
-You know that Bodybuilding is a challenging sport, in which to succeed requires the utmost in discipline, dedication, committment, intensity, focus, drive, continuous self-education, hard work, motivation, etc…
So an ideal T-vixen is a psycho drug using bodybuilding groupie?
davo…
no class, dude
No the ideal T-Vixen is Chinadoll 
Haha flash, like we didn’t see THAT one coming from a mile away. Chinadoll is a goddess!