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You Know You've Eaten Too Much Protein When...

you can fart in your gas tank and drive another 50 miles.

yes, i ripped a foul one

You can elevate yourself off of your chair via propulsion

The kids don’t have fun egging your house anymore.

I’m trying to come up with a gay joke based on the protien content in semen but I can’t think of anything that doesn’t sound lame and creepy.

Life sucks.

How about Your girlfriend swallows more protein than Professor X?

Your girlfriend gains 5 pounds of lean body mass everytime you fuck her.

[quote]MementoMori wrote:
How about Your girlfriend swallows more protein than Professor X?[/quote]

Better than anything I came up with.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Your girlfriend gains 5 pounds of lean body mass everytime you fuck her.[/quote]

Isn’t that more of a big penis joke?

…a frantic Al Gore shows up at your door and compares your rectal outburst to that of all of the sheep that New Zealand has ever seen. Produces a line graph of the world’s methane output of the past 1000 years, and assigns you a bold, red line.

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:

[quote]MementoMori wrote:
How about Your girlfriend swallows more protein than Professor X?[/quote]

Better than anything I came up with.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Your girlfriend gains 5 pounds of lean body mass everytime you fuck her.[/quote]

Isn’t that more of a big penis joke?
[/quote]

no dude, your girlfriend swallows my sperm after sex.

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
…a frantic Al Gore shows up at your door and compares your rectal outburst to that of all of the sheep that New Zealand has ever seen. Produces a line graph of the world’s methane output of the past 1000 years, and assigns you a bold, red line.
[/quote]

it was so long and complicated that I assumed t was funny as shit!!

roflmao

…this is your primary mode of transportation.

…you shit whole eggs and tubs of muscle milk.

you can never eat too much protein.

[quote]schultzie wrote:
you can never eat too much protein.[/quote]

you’re no fun.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
…this is your primary mode of transportation.[/quote]

winner

You Know You’ve Eaten Too Much Protein When…

… your turds have more muscle than you do.

… you use the term, “I shit bricks”, you mean it literally.

… you get an X-ray and the doctor sees the Biotest logo on your colon.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
You Know You’ve Eaten Too Much Protein When…

… your turds have more muscle than you do.

… you use the term, “I shit bricks”, you mean it literally.

… you get an X-ray and the doctor sees the Biotest logo on your colon.[/quote]

LOL!!!

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
…a frantic Al Gore shows up at your door and compares your rectal outburst to that of all of the sheep that New Zealand has ever seen. Produces a line graph of the world’s methane output of the past 1000 years, and assigns you a bold, red line.
[/quote]

daaaamn that’s one nerdy joke … and i’m a fan!

My buddies and I were walking our dogs in the woods a couple of years ago and I let one go. At the time I was wearing snow pants and a full length winter coat. Eventually it seeped out and my friends started to gag. I blamed the dog of course.

[quote]bond james bond wrote:
My buddies and I were walking our dogs in the woods a couple of years ago and I let one go. At the time I was wearing snow pants and a full length winter coat. Eventually it seeped out and my friends started to gag. I blamed the dog of course. [/quote]

Shit, I would’ve taken credit for that one … that’s impressive