You Know Your Girl is Great When...

[quote]jsbrook wrote:
she has no gag reflex. Fuck deadlifting…[/quote]

Keep it REAL real, son.

She makes “multi-orgasmic” sound like a restrictive term.

She loves the taste of me.

She finds some way to relate almost every everyday thing to some form of exercise. Then, she does it the hard way to challenge herself.

Has enough energy that the kids have to keep up with HER.

Likes to be spanked. A lot!

Loves the zen of riding a motorcycle.

Squats and deadlifts.

Yeah that sounds about right. :slight_smile:

she’s a lady in the street and a freak in the bed, and…

you can talk to her about anything

she knows and calls you on all your bullshit, and you know all her games as well

she puts up with all your bullshit

she can have fun drinking beer and watching football with the guys even though she also likes getting decked out and drinking at trendy bars

Fuck trendy bars.

She loves jeeping, AND owns her own jeep (with a lift).

she leaves you cause you’re an asshole.

[quote]swivel wrote:
she leaves you cause you’re an asshole.[/quote]

McBuzzkill.

[quote]DON D1ESEL wrote:
swivel wrote:
she leaves you cause you’re an asshole.

McBuzzkill.[/quote]

LOL. I love that. I’m gonna start using it.

She loves to suck your c**k while you’re watching a hot porn after she’s cleaned your house and cooked your dinner wearing only a sexy thong…:wink:

[quote]michelle69 wrote:
She loves to suck your c**k while you’re watching a hot porn after she’s cleaned your house and cooked your dinner wearing only a sexy thong…:wink:

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A good one. Your boyfriend/husband must be a happy man. lol

[quote]DON D1ESEL wrote:
swivel wrote:
she leaves you cause you’re an asshole.

McBuzzkill.[/quote]

sorry man didn’t mean you, meant me .

“she leaves me cause i’m an asshole.”

meaning that’s when i typically realize how great my girl is. was. the one’s that hang around sucking my d*ck while feeding me fruity pebbles aren’t the great ones.

[quote]michelle69 wrote:
She loves to suck your c**k while you’re watching a hot porn after she’s cleaned your house and cooked your dinner wearing only a sexy thong…:wink:
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Now THAT`S different! What kind of girl does this … naturally?

[quote]michelle69 wrote:
She loves to suck your c**k while you’re watching a hot porn after she’s cleaned your house and cooked your dinner wearing only a sexy thong…:wink:

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Isn’t that the afterlife, if your good?

[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
She has a GREAT snatch (both literally and figuratively)

She sells sex toys and erotic lingere for a living

She loves porn and fetish gear

She’s cute, blonde, petite and intelligent

THATS my girl…!

bushboy[/quote]

And she drives a Taurus - a Clit Taurus…

Hee hee
RB

Hey, I drive the clit taurus! She just gets to ride!

[quote]DAN C wrote:
michelle69 wrote:
She loves to suck your c**k while you’re watching a hot porn after she’s cleaned your house and cooked your dinner wearing only a sexy thong…:wink:

Now THAT`S different! What kind of girl does this … naturally?
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Why me, of course…I did post it…:wink:

if i had a girl…

[quote]michelle69 wrote:
DAN C wrote:
michelle69 wrote:
She loves to suck your c**k while you’re watching a hot porn after she’s cleaned your house and cooked your dinner wearing only a sexy thong…:wink:

Now THAT`S different! What kind of girl does this … naturally?

Why me, of course…I did post it…:wink:
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While part of me thinks “Talk is cheap”, the other part of me wishes to tell you “Now that`s the spirit! Don’t change!”.

Your post sounds very confident and I happen to like that. A lot. Good thing you posted on the Net. Maybe you`ll inspire other women. Kudos!

Uninteresting thread, except that I can’t believe there’s people on this planet who DON’T like george, king of the jungle. Any bashing of that movie will be brutally met with… uhm… negative vibrations!