My son comes home from a full filled night of gathering all of the sweet, tasty treats and as I am doing my parental thing of two pieces of candy for me and one for him, what do I find in in his bag?
Ramen Noodle Soup, Beef Flavor! WTF!!! What happen to candy?
I watched some teenager having a seizure in the middle of the street. Some bystanders were taking care of him, I wondered if i should pat him down for drugs so he wouldnt get in trouble. Heard some sirens so I went home.
[quote]slippery_banana wrote:
My sister got plastic grapes so I am feeling your pain.
I did get a good laugh though.[/quote]
lol, wow someone wanted to kill a few kids.
I think the funniest thing that happened with “candy” was halloween at my parents house like 5 years ago. My bro and I used to be really into paintball back then and we poured some of our excess paintballs into a candy dish without really thinking about it. Like 30 minutes later, my dad comes home, goes into the kitchen and I hear “What the hell?!”
He had attempted to eat one of the paintballs thinking it was candy and had paint all in his mouth. I laughed my ass off.
My parents told me their doorbell and the surrounding area was left gooey after all the trick-or-treaters left. Thought it might have been a prank or something, but he recognized the smell…hand sanitizer. Some local parent was apparently slopping this stuff onto doorbells before his kids pushed the button.
[quote]spyoptic wrote:
I watched some teenager having a seizure in the middle of the street. Some bystanders were taking care of him, I wondered if i should pat him down for drugs so he wouldnt get in trouble. Heard some sirens so I went home.[/quote]
[quote]leaftye wrote:
spyoptic wrote:
I watched some teenager having a seizure in the middle of the street. Some bystanders were taking care of him, I wondered if i should pat him down for drugs so he wouldnt get in trouble. Heard some sirens so I went home.
One year I was scheduled to work on Halloween. They changed the schedule on the day of, so I ended up being home. I was going to go to a party at a friend’s house, but I wasn’t ready yet. Kids started showing up, and I had nothing but 2 big bags of Halls cough drops and some trident. I put it all in a bowl, and made sure to palm the “candy” as I put it in the bags so they couldn’t see what it was.
[quote]HG Thrower wrote:
One year I was scheduled to work on Halloween. They changed the schedule on the day of, so I ended up being home. I was going to go to a party at a friend’s house, but I wasn’t ready yet. Kids started showing up, and I had nothing but 2 big bags of Halls cough drops and some trident. I put it all in a bowl, and made sure to palm the “candy” as I put it in the bags so they couldn’t see what it was. [/quote]
i bet all that practice helped out when you palmed the roofie into your date’s drink later that night