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You Know You Have Too Much Time

… you have too much time on your hands so you blast yourself with dangerous amount of electricity whilst dressed in chain mail in order to play out the star wars theme tune.

No?

You don’t?

This guy does.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904126

Damn that sounded really good actually.

Where do you find this stuff?

Why am I always the first to see it?

Who is this? Don’t you ever call this number again.

…when you find stuff like that on the interwebz and decide to share it with other people on the interwebz.

…when you click on stuff like that in a different forum from it’s origin and decide to make a comment about it.

we need to hang out Swiss.

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
Where do you find this stuff?

Why am I always the first to see it?

Who is this? Don’t you ever call this number again.[/quote]

I’m an interwebz video whore.

Don’t deny that you stalk me. Also, perhaps the fact that we share a time zone would help you being up at the same time I am.

It’s Swiss. I’ll text next time.

PS: I’m a Geek.

[quote]polo77j wrote:
…when you find stuff like that on the interwebz and decide to share it with other people on the interwebz.

…when you click on stuff like that in a different forum from it’s origin and decide to make a comment about it.

we need to hang out Swiss.[/quote]

Ha. What’s the plan? Where are you taking me and what are your intentions?

[quote]swissrugby67 wrote:

Ha. What’s the plan? Where are you taking me and what are your intentions?[/quote]

hell, i hope at least 2nd base

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
swissrugby67 wrote:

Ha. What’s the plan? Where are you taking me and what are your intentions?

hell, i hope at least 2nd base[/quote]

Im not going any further. We can take him to 4th if you want.

MMM?

Whelp… glad that guy’s sterile now.

Wait … what just happened?

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Wait … what just happened?[/quote]

You’ve been violated.

That’s what it seemed like. It just all happened so fast … I feel so violated and dirty, the showers aren’t making me clean …

[quote]polo77j wrote:
That’s what it seemed like. It just all happened so fast … I feel so violated and dirty, the showers aren’t making me clean …[/quote]

Clean.

Hahahahahaha.

that was sweet.

Hahahaha fucking awesome.

Swiss is “studying” right now.

He’s a lazy sack of shit. Get to work!!!

They’re playing my song! Dance time!

This guy is awesome! No bias or anything.

coolest thing ive ever seen in my life

and ive seen a naked girl

This is pretty damn epic. Electricity as it was meant to be harnessed! Ben Franklin would be proud!

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
coolest thing ive ever seen in my life

and ive seen a naked girl[/quote]

It’s up there.

My plan to surpass this is to somehow incorporate this experience with sex.

Until then, I might have to settle for blaring the music

dum dum dadum dakatadakatadum!

on the stereo while wearing a Darth Vader Helmet (and having sex).

I think having bolts of lightning shooting out me of while playing this as a killer electric guiter solo, setting a squat world record and having sex (girl straddling me while I squat and holding on to the bar which is balanced on my traps) would be really cool.

But I don’t want to rush into things.

Anyone know where I can get a Darth Vader helmet? Or do I have to, you know, go over to the Dark Side already? Does the Interweb count as the Dark Side? Cause, from here, lately, it feels like it.