Girls always seem to have their hands on you for no clear reason except to touch you.
People start paying to take your nude photos.
You lift more weight than before.
Your friends make fun of you for eating constantly and not drinking as much.
Weights start moving just from looking at them.
people discussing TV shows makes you physically cringe.
Everybody asks you to help them move even though you have no truck or license.
Applying for a new job the first thing you think about is when you'll lift and how you'll be able to keep eating enough.
You beat your drunk friends in a fight by just standing there and letting them wear themselves out or hurt themselves swinging on you.
You spend way more time on TNation than on Facebook.
Taking off days makes you miserable.