and you have this as your main protagonist?
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/sex_and_the_city_2/pictures/77.php#highlighted_picture
TELL ME HOW?!?!
Yep…that movie has so little sexiness in it it might as well be called “Algebra & The City”
[quote]Nards wrote:
Yep…that movie has so little sexiness in it it might as well be called “Algebra & The City”[/quote]
I think you’re wrong, Nards. Algebra is definitely sexier than Sarah Jessica Parker.
I mean at least the word algebra contains the word BRA.
What’s sad is that that is the best recent picture of her I have seen. Seriously, she’s heinous.
[quote]Fezzik wrote:
What’s sad is that that is the best recent picture of her I have seen. Seriously, she’s heinous.[/quote]
True. And frankly, I’ve seen prettier men. No homo.
South Park basically dedicated an entire episode to calling her ugly. I love that show.
People use the term “rented mule” all the time, often thrown into comparisons or similies.
I’ve actually rented mules before. A couple of times, in fact. I can say with considerable honesty that, on a cold desert night, I would rather share my tent with a rented mule than with Sarah Jessica Parker.
I mean, look at that mug. She looks like a cross between a beast of burden and some kind of horrific puppet used to taunt victims in a horror movie. I don’t know whether to feed her a carrot or blast her with a 12 gauge.
Turn up the volume and listen carefully to what she says.
lol
Here’s a question…you get a million bucks if you have sex with either Sarah Jessica Parker or Maggie Gyllenhall. Which one?
I pick your mom. I don’t want the money.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Here’s a question…you get a million bucks if you have sex with either Sarah Jessica Parker or Maggie Gyllenhall. Which one?
I pick your mom. I don’t want the money.[/quote]
Please, Nards… spare yourself. You haven’t seen my mom. Or heard her grating voice.
But she’s totally hot.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I think you’re wrong, Nards. Algebra is definitely sexier than Sarah Jessica Parker.
I mean at least the word algebra contains the word BRA. [/quote]
Ok, so then I’m not the only one…
This one made me laugh
It’s Dee Snider everyone…THAT’S the Twisted Sister!
I’d rather fuck a horse.
Like a little palamino pony.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Turn up the volume and listen carefully to what she says.
lol[/quote]
…yes, yes you do
Man - I didn’t know so many people found SJP gross. I thought she was super-hot back in the day; her problem now is that she looks about 57 years old.
And Bush-or-chimp was better than SJP-like-horse.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
But she’s totally hot.[/quote]
Haha awesome
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
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that is awesome. Dam i need to do something similar, i bet he makes a pretty penny off it