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You Ever Get the Urge to...


#1

kick the shit out of displays in stores or head kick the shit out of an unsuspecting stranger in public ? ever since i've learned to throw a decent head kick there's something inside telling me to kick everything .


#2

Unless you can take a kick to the face like a man, that YOU delivered to yourself, you ain't shit.


#3

Ah yes, violence against unsuspecting strangers in public. Your timing could not be better. Well done.


#4

Chuck Norris kicks the shit out of shoplifters. And he follows it up by demonstrating the correct way to shoplift (by lifting the ENTIRE shop).


#5

Not since I started practicing Rex Kwon Do and learned to project my Chi with such force as to cause old people and babies to lose control of their bowels.


#6

I would only kick strangers in the head if everyone walked around with a bubble over their head with a number from 1 to 100, with 100 being pure evil.
I would probably kick those whose number is over 75.
I would also prefer the numbers be visible from behind so i could kick these people from behind. I think if they are very evil they don't deserve an honest fight.


#7

No. But I have been known to stick pins in manikins.


#8

Well, I get the urge to see if I can lift people. Too bad people don't always cooperate...
Or was it just about the urge to kick stuff in the head?


#9

I lift things up and put them down.


#10

Sometimes I just want to run into stuff, see what's the biggest thing I can run over/through. I ran through a garage door once, that was pretty cool.


#11

Road House!