Wait... how can you just say this and leave us hanging there?!
These aren't things that happened to ME, but I have a friend that has the CRAZIEST shit happen to his family all the damn time. Seriously.
Just a few things I can think of off-hand...
He (my friend) was on his way home from a workout during the summer, and lives out in the country a ways. He pulls up to an area with a train-crossing to see cop cars EVERYWHERE. He tries to go through and the cop stops him and tells him he can't proceed.
My friend kind of says, "Uh, sir, I live RIGHT there." (It's about three-hundred feet away or so.) So the cop says "You live there? Is anyone home right now?!" My friend says 'Yeah, my whole family.' Cop tells him to call his family and GTFO as soon as possible.
Basically, when my friend's dad was outside about an hour earlier, a kid rode up on an ATV. He asked the dad if he had any guns, and that he'd be willing to trade the ATV for any guns. The dad says "Yeah, I'm a cop..." (B/S, but smart,) and says that he can't do it. The kid seems [obviously] extremely sketchy and kind of wanders off.
Apparently the kid was packing heat, and was contemplating taking my friend's family as hostage because he'd already been pursued by the cops earlier that day. There was a standoff between them and the cops not 100 feet away from their house a couple hours later.
Another... His dad was interviewed by NBC's Good Morning show (or whatever it is) about those Power-Destiny Parachutes or whatever. He had been working on them for a number of years, and post-9/11 many companies were highly interested in buying them for use in their buildings in case of an emergency.
On the NBC show, a stupid intern who had no idea what she was doing somehow led the demonstration of how to 'buckle' yourself in, and fucked up on Live tv. Michael Moore then goes on to essentially slandering and defamating (?) my friend's dad, company, values, and beliefs. Kind of strange.
Last one (for now hahah,) same friend's mom got in a crazy car crash that should have essentially killed her upon immediate impact... car going 60 MPH and slammed right into her side (passenger) that she was sitting in. She broke something like 10-15 of her vertebral bones, and doctors said it was essentially a miracle.
I know there's more shit, but those are the only ones coming to mind right now.
As for myself, as I've already made a thread... I got to meet Greg Jennings. I also drank some beers and chatted a very little bit with Kid Rock in last year's Buick Open. He was a cool dude, but his music is fucking horrible.