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You Can Have One Superpower

[quote]Dustin wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Peter Norths power? I’ll take that one.

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If you gain this mystical power, it must be used, like Mr. North did, in gay-for-pay videos.

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Wait just one minute, no one else got stipulations with their power. Why you gotta hate on me? Oh I know, cause it’s the awesomest power right?

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[quote]Dustin wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Peter Norths power? I’ll take that one.

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If you gain this mystical power, it must be used, like Mr. North did, in gay-for-pay videos.

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OWNED!

[quote]nomorewar wrote:

[quote]Dustin wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Peter Norths power? I’ll take that one.

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If you gain this mystical power, it must be used, like Mr. North did, in gay-for-pay videos.

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I’m GAY![/quote]

Wrong thread dude.

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[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]nomorewar wrote:

[quote]Dustin wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Peter Norths power? I’ll take that one.

V[/quote]

If you gain this mystical power, it must be used, like Mr. North did, in gay-for-pay videos.

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I’m GAY![/quote]

Wrong thread dude.

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Yeah, no kidding. That’s cool nomorewar that you prefer the cock, but this is neither the time nor the place to discuss it.

I’d like the power to make my dick bigger and to get any girl to fuck me. And the power to have a few wishes.

The superpower to use the search engine.

The ability to throw fireballs and other energy projectiles, a la every fighting game known to man.

Balls…lasers…sonic booms…every colour of the rainbow.

I’d pretty much spend my days fireballing the shit out of people. Even randoms walking down the street.

The ability to change the size, color, and density of any part of my body at will. advanced shape-shifting.

hammer arm? fuck yeah!

grow to be 60 ft tall? done, motherfucker!

become any animal, person, or inanimate object? cakewalk!

manipulate my age to live forever?

Become lighter than air??

sprout multiple appendages???

done, done, and done.

[quote]brauny96 wrote:
I’d like the power to make my dick bigger and to get any girl to fuck me. And the power to have a few wishes.[/quote]

Oh, so, you want to be Angry Chicken.

whats hotter than ice?

play guitar like Allan Holdsworth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9xOomYyLI8

USSR…oh wait they’re no longer a Superpower.

I’ll have to settle for Teleportation. Sleep in, beat traffic, see the family around the world for free. Kick ass for underground street tournament fights too - punch, kick, teleport, punch, teleport, heel kick, fatality.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
The ability to change the size, color, and density of any part of my body at will. advanced shape-shifting.

hammer arm? fuck yeah!

grow to be 60 ft tall? done, motherfucker!

become any animal, person, or inanimate object? cakewalk!

manipulate my age to live forever?

Become lighter than air??

sprout multiple appendages???

done, done, and done.[/quote]

What’s to say you DON’T have these powers now already?

[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
USSR…oh wait they’re no longer a Superpower.

I’ll have to settle for Teleportation. Sleep in, beat traffic, see the family around the world for free. Kick ass for underground street tournament fights too - punch, kick, teleport, punch, teleport, heel kick, fatality.[/quote]

teleport into a wall. die.

“fuck this shit”

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
“fuck this shit”[/quote]

Haha…pure win.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
USSR…oh wait they’re no longer a Superpower.

I’ll have to settle for Teleportation. Sleep in, beat traffic, see the family around the world for free. Kick ass for underground street tournament fights too - punch, kick, teleport, punch, teleport, heel kick, fatality.[/quote]

teleport into a wall. die.[/quote]

Ok, how about teleport into a wall, blow the wall up. That’s superpower I could get used too (teleport into a person, they explode).

[quote]rundymc wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
USSR…oh wait they’re no longer a Superpower.

I’ll have to settle for Teleportation. Sleep in, beat traffic, see the family around the world for free. Kick ass for underground street tournament fights too - punch, kick, teleport, punch, teleport, heel kick, fatality.[/quote]

teleport into a wall. die.[/quote]

Ok, how about teleport into a wall, blow the wall up. That’s superpower I could get used too (teleport into a person, they explode).
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hunnny! I’m home!

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
“fuck this shit”[/quote]

fuck! that fucker must have been running from chuck norris.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]rundymc wrote:

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:

[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
USSR…oh wait they’re no longer a Superpower.

I’ll have to settle for Teleportation. Sleep in, beat traffic, see the family around the world for free. Kick ass for underground street tournament fights too - punch, kick, teleport, punch, teleport, heel kick, fatality.[/quote]

teleport into a wall. die.[/quote]

Ok, how about teleport into a wall, blow the wall up. That’s superpower I could get used too (teleport into a person, they explode).
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hunnny! I’m home!
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You sir, have just destroyed my childhood fantasies. I hate you.