The next time one of you -190lb cats are running on the trail I’m on and you fly by me…I’m launching a brick at you…because you make me feel bad on the inside about not having cross countrylike running abilty.
From now on I will run with a bag of bricks on my back and whip them at your head
I’ll be like johnny appleseed slinging bricks all about the land…bricks soaked in cat piss.
"Top story tonight-- a big, black, vampire, carrying a bag of bricks was spotted in the park. Witnesses downwind said they caught a wafting odeur of cat urine before they saw what others are now calling ‘The Masonry Vampire’.
In other news, chimney contractors are perplexed at the theft of bricks at their work sites…"
I’m there with you, Ct. It’s going to be another month before I’m running again, and probably another month after that till I’m laying down 6:30 miles for fun and profit. Maybe while I’m still on crutches I can come along with you on one of your training runs.
[quote]Nards wrote:
The great thing is carrying a bag of bricks will condition you to run those trails faster![/quote]
Thus becoming what I hate. lol
I actually have never been able to do distance with any real speed…but I can cover a good distance sprinting without a problem. Like in high school during football I had to do sprinting with the linebackers instead of the O/D-Line…I still never came in last there either.
Same with today, I lose to my D1 linebacker friend by a little more than a secong…not a complete blowout.
I walk and jog ridiculously slow…always have. Covering distances and endurance has never been a problem.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
"Top story tonight-- a big, black, vampire, carrying a bag of bricks was spotted in the park. Witnesses downwind said they caught a wafting odeur of cat urine before they saw what others are now calling ‘The Masonry Vampire’.
In other news, chimney contractors are perplexed at the theft of bricks at their work sites…"
[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
I’m there with you, Ct. It’s going to be another month before I’m running again, and probably another month after that till I’m laying down 6:30 miles for fun and profit. Maybe while I’m still on crutches I can come along with you on one of your training runs.[/quote]
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
The next time one of you -190lb cats are running on the trail I’m on and you fly by me…I’m launching a brick at you…because you maje me feel bad on the inside about not having cross countrylike running abilty.
From now on I will run with a bag of bricks on my back and whip them at your back
I’ll be like johnny appleseed sling bricks all about the land…bricks soaked in cat piss.
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU!!!
[/quote]
I’m 190 and I feel like I’m running in place, how slow are ya Rock?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
The next time one of you -190lb cats are running on the trail I’m on and you fly by me…I’m launching a brick at you…because you maje me feel bad on the inside about not having cross countrylike running abilty.
From now on I will run with a bag of bricks on my back and whip them at your back
I’ll be like johnny appleseed sling bricks all about the land…bricks soaked in cat piss.
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU!!!
[/quote]
I’m 190 and I feel like I’m running in place, how slow are ya Rock?
Its those 140lb fuckers you gotta watch out for.[/quote]
eh, 140 pounders,190 pounders, and women all look the same to me.
My miles are 9.5-11mins…I can’t find running partners because they have to hold back too much. lol