My football team Glasgow Rangers beat those paedophile harbouring scumbags Celtic
That's the thing with American sports you just don't get the same passion that us Scots get. Especially in crazy ass high scoring sports like Basketball. How can you get worked up over a game that ends up 115-112.
Football can have 89 minutes of pent up intensity then BANG Fucking goal. Total release which is akin to popping your load over some birds tits while on an ecstasy binge.
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