Totally trivial thread.
Who in the WWE do you figure is best in various qualities?
Coming up with added categories is fine of course.
My picks are:
Most Bangable: Mickie James.
Most Skilled as Sports Entertainer: Mickie James
Probably Actually Most Capable of Kicking the Others’ Asses: Beth Phoenix
Best Strength Athlete: Beth Phoenix
Most Athletic: too hard to call.
Most Likely to Wind Up a Crack Whore Stripper: Michelle McCool
Probably Actually Most Capable of Kicking the Others’ Asses: Vladimir Kozlov. Also of note, the Undertaker.
Best Bodybuilder: John Cena, with Triple H also of note.
Best Strength Athlete: Mark Henry
Most Athletic: John Morrison, with R Truth also of note.
Best Aerialist: Jeff Hardy
Consistently Best Conditioned: hard to call between Randy Orton, John Morrison, and R Truth.
Most Overfat: Umaga, with The Pig Show also being of note.
Probably Actually Least Capable of Winning Were it Not for the Script: Evan Bourne
Lamest Recent Champions: the Colon brothers
Most Credible-Seeming Finishing Move: Sweet Chin Music
Stupidest Finishing Move: 619
Prettiest Though Useless Finishing Move: Starship Pain