WTF!!!! Need Advice

[quote]egyptianBulk wrote:
No it wasnt and if you wanna fucking know why its not a joke read my posts here.[/quote]

Already have. Your backstory needs a lot of work:

I’d congratulate you on aging two years in 16 months (extra birthdays do equal more yay!), but I’d be more worried about your alarmingly unnatural rate of aging than cutting fat, if I were you.