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WTF Deli...


so, I'm in a huge hurry trying to pack and shower before I get picked up to go upstate for the weekend. my buddy decided to pick us all up some sandwiches first before picking me up, so I told him to get me 1 lb of turkey on a footlong sub with lettuce tomato and mustard, a lb each of turkey and roast beef, and two loaves of whatever whole grain bread.

I'm in the shower when he calls me to tell me that the deli only puts 1/3 lb of meat in the sandwiches, despite my request for a lb. they refuse to put a lb in the sandwich so I just told him to get three and forget about it.

in the end they acquiesced and he got everything I asked for. but wtf deli, how hard is it to just put a fcking lb of turkey in the sandwich and charge me extra...



Next time ask them to slice you up 2/3rds of a pound of turkey, weigh it, then put it on the sandwich extra.


dat feel when you just can't get over how rough life can get.


Thank you for wasting 30 seconds of my life on your stupid story.


So I was working at my deli up in NJ and some dumb young guido comes in demanding a pound of turkey on his sandwich. WTF? We hold some old traditions here in this deli. I was like why can't you just get 3 sandwiches. This guy was holding up my line. Can you believe it? Finally I let those guidos have there order, but the sandwich won't taste the same with that much meat. Can you believe also that this guy called his boyfriend while he was in the shower. This young punks these days.






my story is great success.


Nice....these fucking guidos!!!!!


I wasted time reading your stories when i could of been bangin the hoes


I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much fuckin' meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "Would you like anything else with the pastrami sandwich?" "Yeah, a loaf of bread and some other people!"

~Mitch Hedberg


well now we know you'd rather read a story about meat than bangin a hoe


This is true but only when it is my meat involved.


feel free to share anytime



Ok so now your angry because your story sucked ass


no really, share. GAL tolerates free speech